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Everybody is talking about what a week it was in South Carolina. I guess they are right.
The drop-outs, the lead changes, tax returns, open marriage, the dirty old media. Pick your poison.
I gotta admire Ricky S. He just stamps his feet, and says “what the freaky-deaky is wrong with you folks? I’m the only one who has NEVER flipped. I’ve remained the same gay hatin’, health-care hatin’ fool I’ always been. VOTE FOR ME DAMN IT.”
And Mittens is rattled, and finding new feet to stick in his mouth every day. “Dear, don’t I just have two? I spit out four last night when flossing.”
Yes, he really did say that the 99% were just envious of rich folks like him. Yes he did.
Mittens has continued to “relate to common folks”. He’s told us:
- that he’s unemployed too
- that he’s worried about
givinggetting pink slips - that he’s not worried about the rich, but the “rest of us” are hurting
- that releasing “multiple” tax returns would be a “gift” to the Democrats.
He does get it.
Can’t you see that?
Oh and he didn’t inherit a thing, he made all his money. Oh yeah, sure ya did Mittens, sure you did.
Meanwhile, the Newster has managed to turn philandering into an asset.
Millions of men relate.
Millions of women do too.
I suspect in rather different ways.
How dare the MSM report on his adulterous goings on?
I mean have they no shame?
Late at night, Newt’s phone rings. It’s Mittens and Ricky S. They want to know in detail just exactly he pulled it off. They take notes.
It all adds up to cheap cuts of meat.
Ricky and Dr. Paul can’t even get a cartoon unto themselves.
And polls today say that the GOP voter is more unhappy with the field of candidates than they were two month ago.
But in truth, this market never had a decent steak in it.
Ever.
It had a casserole, and a hot dog. You figure out who they were.
It had some really bad spam.
A good meatloaf would look good now.
Does God really love Foreign usurpers of Socialist persuasion who praise Allah in secret?
Or is this dude just the luckiest dang fella you ever seen?
You gotta laugh.
You gotta giggle.
You gotta thank the Buddha, or Zeus, or your aunt Martha.
And hope that the circus keeps rolling along.
Rushy Limppaw and all the other GOP movers and shakers are grimacing and puffin’ wondering who has stolen their game?
They are tailing George Soros and all them other libtards.
No doubt they have been pullin’ some dirty tricks to make their gang of marionettes look so bad.
Muslim Brotherhood is no doubt to blame.
Or maybe it’s Putin and his commie buddies.
Or maybe it’s Michelle Obama and her sorority sisters.
Or maybe it’s those Frenchies or that woman Angela Merkle.
It could be those environmentalists and all their talk about CLEANLINESS.
And no doubt Hollywood figures prominently.
And then there are the gays and the Blacks, and the Browns, and the Jews, the Union members, the teachers, the firefighters and police. The college professors and all manner of elites.
All poised to screw over US: the rich white guys.
And the Tea Party member just says:
WELL DON’T LOOK AT ME!
And so it goes, as Kurt Vonnegut used to say.
So it goes.
lbwoodgate said:
You do have a way of brining things into focus Sherry. That bottom photo … is that an infant snap shot of Glenn Beck?
Sherry said:
Well, a little light humor seems in order on Saturday. as to the last photo, I have seen that more places than I can remember. I think this version has been a bit photoshopped. lol. It’s hauntingly cute to me.
Mauigirl said:
Brilliant post as always, Sherry! I do think Obama is very lucky – especially if the GOP circus continues for a long time. Wouldn’t it be delicious if they couldn’t decide on a candidate before their convention?
Sherry said:
My husband says that regularly. that is one lucky dude! I agree. Things just keep falling his way. But then, I think they play checkers and he play chess which has been said by a couple of folks. I would love for the GOP to have a crazy convention and be in utter turmoil. could’n’t happen to a bigger bunch of misfits.
okjimm said:
“And polls today say that the GOP voter is more unhappy with the field of candidates than they were two month ago.”
See… that is what you get when you ask the Poles. And let me tell you…. I don’t think the French or the Italians are real excited about them either. Sheesh, if they really want to know what a foreign country thinks they should ask some folks from North Dakota!
Sherry said:
my but you made a funny! haha
Ahab said:
Thanks for the chuckle. With GOP candidates like THIS, we need to laugh so we don’t cry. Why the party of “family values” has been so forgiving of Newt is beyond me.
Sherry said:
Well the party of family values is only that to a point. They certainly don’t live that way themselves by and large, and a plethora of other things trump that concern: their racism, and other ism’s such as NOT MORMONS, NOT MUSLIMS, etc etc. All can be forgiven if you are “right” on these issues.
Snoring Dog Studio said:
Love the cartoon of Obama! I feel the same way, except for the times I just feel nauseated (which is quite often). I think South Carolina is a grotesque outlier of looniness and hypocrisy. I don’t see Newt sustaining it for long – even with Viagra. Frankly, the Rs have to be remembering what a disaster he was years ago in Congress as speaker – he was horribly polarizing and not liked at all. I bet a lot of Rs are not sleeping well these days.
Sherry said:
I’m hearing that the GOP elite is being told to take a deep breath and calm down. Newt is not gonna play well outside the south I suspect. But then, I’m no expert. But surely his history is very well know. He was playing to a very select audience in SC, one that is working class, not particularly well educated, not doing too well financially, anger and ready to blame anyone they are directed at. I would seriously hope that they are not representative of anything other than the extreme right base which is undoubtedly found throughout the country, but in fairly small groups. I hope.
Hansi said:
Newt is a master bullshitter. he’s soooo good. Love what ya said about how he has managed to turn philandering into an asset. He scares me. But is he really that radical a conservative or someone smitten by his own ego?
Sherry said:
Newt is pretty much a smarter Mitt. Newt is a self-promoting charletan who can twist facts to suit just about anything he wants and he has that force of voice that “makes” it sound true. Thus he was not a paid lobbyist for Fanny Mae but a “historian” giving them a historical perspective on marketing. or some such blah. He is an egomaniac in the extreme, and perhaps more akin to those demogogues such as Attila and Genghis and Alexander and Napoleon. I shall avoid using the term Hitler since that is way over used, and I’m not suggesting that Newt is that ruthless, just almost that ruthless. lol..
squatlo said:
You had me as a fan as soon as I saw Calvin and Hobbes rolling around laughing, but to then quote from Vonnegot’s “Slaughter-house Five”?
So it goes… I’m hooked. Be warned, I’m sending misfits and miscreants to your site.
Sherry said:
Whoa, we are in for some fun then. Bring them on. We love snark here, as long as there is no crazy teanutz! And I just posted a “review” of SlaughterHouse 5 on my writing and reading site: http://exowords.wordpress.com should you be inclined. Welcome!
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