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I mean Michele is an idiot, and Perry is aw-gosh, one too. And Herm tops them both.
But Sarah, she started it all.
What you say?
Why, the notion that the seriously stupid, incurious, and vainglorious boob could tramp around the country on other people’s money and talk about how they would run the country in the, I’d sooner roast in hell, likelihood that that ever happened.
What I find so fascinating about the Moosilla Mama is that she made it quite clear that not only did she find herself fit to be the Co-mmander-in-chief, but that she pooh-poohed any notion that she ought to learn anything about that job.
Perhaps in her defense, it’s because she intended to shrink government to be no more noticeable than a pimple on an elephant’s ass and therefore, there really would be damn little to do.
But I don’t think so.
Sarah and her wannabe students start out with thoroughly outlandish ideas of how smart they are. And that leads to the conclusion that they just have to take over just about everything in order to get it “done right.”
I mean take a look at the Cainster. Herm really thinks he is a self-made black man. There is nothing exceptional about Herm or other such persons, they are sickeningly insecure. Thus the need to convince themselves, and then others, that they did it by their own-self. No history for them.
So in Herm’s mind, he is simply using the GOP and their need for a “Negro Shill” to accomplish another of his personal goals. In his own mind, he is puttin’ one over on whitey. Except, the user is being used.
Same as Sarah. She thinks she’s the puppeteer, when in fact she is the puppet. And once the novelty and use has worn off, the puppet is put back in the box, until another play requires the same character.
Of course, you can never convince any of these simpletons of the truth. That would shatter the illusion they have created about who and what they are. There are and will always be plenty of enemies out there, cast in the needed role of sexist, or racist, or commie. If the goal is not attained, conspiracy theories are injected into the narrative to explain away the loss.
I figure Silly Sarah is just kicking herself, or Todd, or whomever nodded in agreement when she concluded that she wouldn’t win if she tried. I mean, she would be the flavor of the month that would stick, if only in her own mind. She must be dang pissed.
She must be scrambling around, tossing papers hither and yon, screaming into the phone, gettin’ Greta and Sean and Daddy and anyone who might listen, on a conference call. “Can I still do this? Can I?”
I know, I’m wasting time. It ain’t gonna happen.
But it could.
How much more tomfoolery can we expect out of Perry and Cain and Michele before they collapse from sheer lack of any more hot air? I fear they will be gone all too soon and we’ll be left with the (boring x 15) Mittens. And it will be a very very long year if that is the case.
I mean, there are only so many issues of import for the Mittens to flip on.
If we get down to. . . .
“I used to like grape jelly, and I know I said I would always support the grape industry, but what’s right for the Mittens isn’t necessarily right for America, so I no longer support the grape industry. I haven’t changed my position, just my perspective. I’m running for office, for God’s sake!”
If we get down to that, I’m jumping off that cliff.
So Sarah, if this reaches your ears. Please my little goof, please throw your spangly flag in the ring!
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Ahab said:
Is it just me, or does Palin look like Snooki in that photo?
Hansi said:
Definitely looks like the Snookster to me too. But only after a few kids, some failed marriages and getting her welfare check in the middle of the month.
bonju said:
Oh c’mon! Your rant is awesome but you went to “negro shill” – use THE N WORD girlfriend – use it – and be proud. Shit they are. They use it every fracking day! Did you read the post about the black dude writer for CNN who is writing about his first “thanksgiving with WHITE PEOPLE”? Ooooh I’m still laughing at his gall. Love the post. And your rant is GO GIRL GO GIRL GO GIRL!
Sherry said:
Glad you enjoyed it. I am a lover of sarcasm. And we don’t use the N word EVER. I’m not sure who “they” are, but that is not my concern. Can’t say that I saw the CNN reporter’s remarks. Welcome to our crazy little corner.
bonju said:
Wait! I hope you are a girl otherwise, GO BOY GO BOY GO BOY!
Sherry said:
Girl girl, yep yep.
Hansi said:
I’m a big Sarah fan too, and long for the day when she throws her “spangly flag” (whatever that means) in the ring.
Sherry said:
Sarah always wears a nice little glittery flag on her jacket Hansi, don’t you pay attention to her chest at all? HEHE
John Anngeister said:
This might be the place to say – I think there’s nobody there but Mit, really.
And I think a Romney candidacy could be the last chance for the 1% to shake the power-grab which is coming from the Christian right. ’cause all the Christian know-nothings on the right wing are going to be firmly instructed not to vote for the Mormon.
And that could keep them away from the polling places altogether in large enough numbers to help Democrats in Congressional races.
The neocons and rulership folks who comprise the 1% are mistaken if they still think they can control and use lowbrows like Sarah, Rick, and Michelle to their advantage. This strategy has almost scuttled the party’s middle-appeal, and will certainly do so if allowed to continue.
The 1% is so hungry for shills and votes (from anywhere) that they will probably make the huge mistake of nominating a know-nothing for VP again (if they can get one to join a Romney ticket – probably someone not so Christian (Herm?)). If so, they are going to blow this bid for control of the White House and probably ought to give up the whole wicked plan and go back to the shadows and run the country via the lobbies.
Maybe the theocrats will be so appalled by Romney that they will finally face the fact that they must form their own (smallish) third party instead of continuing with their plan to invade and infect the GOP and throw out or scare away all the moderates. This will be the only way they can still have an impact at the polls in numbers large enough to destroy Congress and the Constitution.
Sherry said:
Mitt is no doubt the likely candidate, and not a few on the extreme right say they will stay home if he is. Frankly, Obama’s chance improve almost daily. The monied elites seem the only folks who actually trust Mittens, nobody else does. He is simply with a principle.
John Anngeister said:
Absolutely great picture of Sarah, by the way – really captures her essence I think.
Sherry said:
Hehehe, yes it does doesn’t it?
okjimm said:
I had predicted that Sarah would fade quickly after the 2008 election… boy, was I wrong. But I am basically tired of the old attention whore…. and that is truly all she is (outside of a corporate whore, too…. he web site prominently has an ad paid for by BP) he latest pronunciation really gets me… from someone who once pretended to the highest office in the US. Speaking of the Penn State Football coach scandal… she chimed in…
“As for the perp and perps that allowed the sinfulness to go on as they had allowed in the past, you know, I say about this assistant coach Sandusky: Hang him from the highest tree. I’ll bring the rope.”
she had to be reminded that, no matter the heinous nature of the crime… we still have a rule of law….that someone needs to be Proven Guilty. That she would so quickly avow lynch justice is disturbing and bespeaks of shallow intellect.
I don’t miss her at all.
Sherry said:
All you say is true. She is awful, but frankly no more so that the current crop for the most part. You should see the ads Perry is running in Iowa. If he hadn’t screwed it up so badly already, he might get traction. But as it is, I suspect he will get no where. The lies from the right continue on a massive scale. Things have changed. It used to be very foul and deadly to get caught just out-right lying about an opponent. Now? Sarah is simply part and parcel of the culture of the Right. I miss her salad-talk. It was such fun.
okjimm said:
oh, and off topic…. met a couple of guys from KIMT TV at Oblio’s on monday…they were on their way to the Packer game…. said they had been stopping at the bar for the last few years on their way to Green Bay…. see! even Viking Fans have some taste!!!
Sherry said:
I would say they do have some class if they stopped by Oblios! lol