Oh, reason number 742 why there is a God: She may be coming back to us! *bouncy bouncy* Oh I’m giddy I tell ya. I am turning cartwheels in my mind.
There are whisperings amid the moose carcasses on the tundra, there are sly looks among the wrinkled old prunes of Scottsdale Arizona, there are titters aplenty among the liberal blogosphere, while there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth among the GOP zoo.
She just might be a comin’ on back! She’s got that “fire in the belly” she proclaims, and who are we to tell her it’s nothing more than indigestion from some bad mooseburger?
We can hardly wait. Let the palinisms begin, let the mangled sentences and incoherent paragraphs pour forth from lipsticked lips disconnected from anything that remotely resembles grey matter. Oh Lordy, blessings abound!
It’s not a sure thing of course. It’s a bit like reading tea leaves or palms. As Karl Doughboy Rove says, the lady don’t think the rules apply to her. So it’s entirely possible that this is all smoke and mirrors designed to keep us off-balance while her reptilian tail is busily swiping cash off the table somewhere into a brown paper bag. The lady does love the green stuff ya know.
We are all aflutter here in Iowa I can tell ya that. The Awesome babe has chosen us, I-O-WA? to kick off the media sensation “Undefeated“, her mega autobiographical “Meet ME” two-hour extravaganSarah. What is undefeated of course is here narcissistic chutzpah. Nay, that is still going strong. Polls, shmolls, she has met the enemy and it is rational thinking. Her pork-rind eatin’, Bud-Light swillin’ friends tell her to “run Sarah run” and she may in fact (we pray) do just that.
Even more fun is on the way folksies, since the state of Alaska is just about done stalling about getting out all those thousands of e-mails sent and received by the Gotcha Girl during her abbreviated term as Guvenator. Oh, the late nights up reading all the dirt. Better than any cheap gossip blog could ever be.
Meanwhile, the so-far non-candidate Sarah Winky, is doing a bus tour of our important national places. This in an attempt no doubt, to memorize where they are, so she doesn’t misplace Concord and Lexington as gal-pal Michele Crazy-eyes Bachmann did recently in New Hampshire. No word yet on how old Waterloo-born Bach-etc feels about Sar-rah’s impending decision. Michele NO-Belle, is scheduled to make her announcement next month in good Old I-O-WAy. (We love all the attention)
By-the-by, insiders suggest that MB has been advised NOT to run by the GOPer establishment. Too many nut cases spoil the soup as they said once, somewhere in America.
It seems to me, in my saner moments, that is, that it’s time to unveil my new word to be added to the Oxford Dictionary next update. I propose the following:
Couriced. Adverb. As in the following: I was Couriced. Meaning: to be asked a sensible and simple question and to be completely unable to answer it. Example: What do you read? Answer: Everything, all the papers and magazines, followed by a goofy grin. Backup answer: I’ll get back to you on that one.
Mostly a Sarah candidacy seems to help Romney making him look good by comparison. But no everyone agrees, and some suggest she might enhance the bland boy Paws. Too soon to tell.
And then again, it may all be a dream and just something to keep the Mooselini busy while the decorator is doing her thing on the new digs. Ya just have to wait and see.
Yes, I thought of you when I saw held Iowa in high esteem. Groan!
LOL. We do attract the lowest forms of life don’t we?
Mostly a Sarah candidacy seems to help Romney making him look good by comparison.
Palin runs. GOP establishment panics and throws its weight behind Romney. Romney becomes nominee; sane Republicans rejoice, teabaggers are infuriated. Palin runs as third candidate, draws off teabagger vote; Obama carries 45 states.
For Palin, it’s perfect. She gets to spend the next year and a half being the national center of attention and milk it for money afterwards, which is what she really wants; no risk of actually being elected and being stuck for four years in a boring, demanding job; with Obama continuing as President, her teabagger legions will remain in a state of paranoid agitation and provide a ready market for her bullshit.
Hell, she’ll probably do it again in 2016 when the party tries to get someone serious to run against Biden.
Sorry, this reply got transferred to my junk mail folder for some weird reason. I agree with you, and that’s pretty much what my last post suggested. Sorry, wasn’t stealing you idea–just found this!
Middle Seaman said:
Never, never, underestimate fascists! With emphasis from the waterman (i.e fisherman in Southern Maryland) who spends the summer around the Reichstag.
I think you are right. They are an extraordinary bunch of malcontents and utterly unprincipled louts.
Pat- Arkansas said:
Just when I’d almost stopped having nightmares, the boogey-woman pops out of the closet! :::shudder:::
Yep, she is gonna pop up a lot in the future. Sarah loves the limelight I think, and the money.
As a newly-confirmed on-line Backgammon/Risk/TopDownBaseball Intellectual, It’s a Blessing to Humor/lol/rolf at latest GOP nominee sayings.
that is the best intellectual to be Tony!
I cannot comment on Sarah…… I am hung over. If I think of her too much….. I will get really sick.
she does have that effect on normal males I hear. Wow, did I just accuse you of being ordinary?
Rinth de Shadley said:
I agree with your suspicion that Sarah Palin is just trying to work the situation for as much money and celebrity as she can. She can deliver a speech okay as long as someone else writes it for her, but she seems to have no real interest in issues or in governing.
That makes her less dangerous than Michele Bachmann, who seems actually to be crazy and in love with power. For once, I’m thankful the Republican establishment is so misogynistic. Neither Palin nor Bachmann will ever be president. The Republicans will nominate a double-talking white male like Mitt Romney.
That’s my thinking too. I think both of the ladies are so drippingly dumb and lacking in basic IQ as to be unelectable. I also think they will nominate some very boring white male.
You guys/Girls Too serious. They, their Lines are The Best Jokes around. I ROFL. You’re Funny enough, OKJimm; try LAFFING!
I love Sarah Palin. She’s a Donald trump with boobs. Nice picture by the way.
Oh yeah, second paragraph about “titter’s a plenty among the liberal blogoshere. Shouldn’t that be “twitters”? I personally prefer titters, but I’m just checkin” 🙂
Yes she is the Donald Trump of the female persuasion. As to the twitters versus titters, well I considered using twitters, but heck I like the sound of titters and anything with tit in it catches my husbands attention faster than Victoria’s Secret’s commercial.
Hanson Anderson said:
I love your writing style. Witty, erudite, and sardonic. I have been searching word press blogs for “satire” and this blog is the highlight of my efforts.
Oh goodness, you have created a monster. I crave attention and will be all the more inclined to be as sardonic as I can! Welcome to our little corner of wit.
She’s Funny, Too. As are OKJimm, others here. Erudition os catchy.
Funny and pretty much dumb as the usual rock I step on…oh that was unkind wasn’t it?
You taking three days off messes with my schedule. And you didn’t even ask permission.
Yeah, I just hate it when people just disappear like that. That hopefully won’t be happening again!
Sherry, You’re excused for putting Anything Sarah P in Junkmail. Limboo Is Junk. as are Ryan and Teabagers. The Whole Lot are Junk, But Best Laffs.
Gotta agree with you on that Tony…But the mail service decides these things….lol..I just need to remember to check the folder.
Suddeny W P is filling my junk folder with legit mail – I’ll find email from the same person in both the inbox and the junk file. That happening to you?
No thank God. I now have Windows Mail which has replaced Outlook Express. I like it a good deal more, and it has sent one WP comment to junk, but only one.