Come on in. Pull up a couch. Don’t worry ’bout that coffee table, go right on ahead and rest them shit-kickers on it. Buds in the fridge. No not that fridge, the one right next to yer arm.
Handy ain’t she? Set the remote right on it too. Only thing I don’t got is a crapper. Like a cheetos?
Well, now we’re all here. Got us a week to go before the big ‘un, so I was figurin’ we could have a real inTelechual discushun, ’bout that there climate change and evOlushun business, ya know that thear-rey that we all comes from monkeys?
(Shhh, I’ve set the scene. You can go to The Blaze and see the video of Bill Maher having a discussion of these things, but the comments are way better.)
historyguy48 Posted on January 29, 2011 at 9:18am
This guy is a comedian. So this has to be a joke, right? Idiots like him are a dime a dozen. The only thing settled about global warming, is that it is a scam. Evolution is still a theory, not proven science, so far, It does look like it may be true, but remember the Piltdown man scam? That one “proved” evolution, until it was pointed out that it was the body of a ape with a human skull.
Hey Historyguy48, is your knowledge of history as good as your knowledge of science? And where did you get your history education? Just so I can warn parents to keep their kids away.
KICKILLEGALSOUT Posted on January 29, 2011 at 9:21am
Science by definition is a branch of knowledge or study dealing with facts. No one is against facts, but it seems Atheist are. The problem today is when people try to claim hypothesis’ and theories are science. If it was in fact science it would not be called a hypothesis or a theory. The error today is to say people who don’t believe in evolution are anti-science, for example,
What I want to know if how people can just make the “jump” to evolution. No scientist in the world today can answer 2 questions by science. Where did it all come from? How did inorganic material transition to organic life? No one can answer this but then just jump to the “facts” of evolution. You can’t just skip a step and the most important one for that matter. There is no sense talking about evolution until they can answer those questions. The only answer is a Creator God or the guess of man.
Kickillegalsout let me see your dictionary dude. Oh looky here. It says the definition of Kickillegalsout is: a guy who can walk around with no brain. I’m not sure you know what side of the street you are on. Join Historyguy48. Together you don’t own a brain cell.
independentvoteril Posted on January 29, 2011 at 9:45am
Maher..
MEMO:
Global warming hoax is OVER..Your side lost.. and evaluation only exists for PROGRESSIVES the rest of us came from CREATION.. which explains WHY the progressives have the mentality of a monkey.. actually that’s an insult to monkeys who are MUCH smarter than PROGRESSIVES..
End of Debate…
IndependentvoterIl: What is not over is the debate as to whether you should be allowed to drink, drive, vote or even leave you house unescorted. Your picture is attached this week to the phrase willful ignorance coupled with general stupidity.
bobodu Posted on January 29, 2011 at 9:57am
Of course, the science should NOT be debated!!
Mr. Creationist…can you explain how a light bulb works?
Well you betcha. Ya see…in ever light bulb dat God created… He put a tiny lil Jesus in dere…and dat lil Jesus just wants ta shine ya see…He wants ta shine His light on da world…but when we turn off dat switch…we‘us jus’ turnin’ our backs on Jesus…an He casts darkness over da room..
bobodu: You are da man!
TexasCommonSense Posted on January 29, 2011 at 10:47am
There has been climate change as long as there’s been a climate. . .
TexasCommonSense: okay, I only included you because your NAME IS AN OXYMORON! Dude really!
canyousmellmenow Posted on January 29, 2011 at 11:01am
He said he came from monkey geans. In the 70′s we were gona freeze now were gona melt ? I can tell you this, I am freezing, my gas and electric bill are higher then ever. Send me some global warming please………
canyousmellmenow: yes, and please stay down wind of us from now on. I’ll send you something buddy, but global warming is gonna come free of charge.
Kalish Posted on January 29, 2011 at 12:48pm
When you see how intiricate our universe is, or even our human bodies, all the different species etc.. you really have to be off your rocker to think all these things and many more came from nothing, and all of a sudden “bang” everthing just happened, by pure chance, and there is no evidence that carbon dating is even accurate beyond 5000-8000 years
Kalish: Can’t you see I’m in a barcalounger? No rockers here. You got your bang and your evolution confused, but then I guess you haven’t heard they have better dating that carbon now. Damn science, always a changin’ things on a guy.
truwired Posted on January 29, 2011 at 5:14pm
Evolution has no science to back it up!
“ALL” of the proof/evidence is based on assumption. Radio carbon dating has proved itself over and over to be inaccurate.
At least creationists have written testimony to back itself up!
Praise Jesus!!
I Corinthians 1:
25 Because the foolishness of God
is wiser than men; and the weakness
of God is stronger than men.
26 For ye see your calling, brethren,
how that not many wise men
after the flesh, not many mighty, not
many noble, are called:
27 But God hath chosen the foolish
things of the world to confound the
wise; and God hath chosen the weak
things of the world to confound the
things which are mighty;
28 And base things of the world,
and things which are despised, hath
God chosen, yea, and things which
are not, to bring to nought things
that are:
29 That no flesh should glory in his presence
truwired: we are to assume you are one of the foolish things? Or are you the weak or the base? Yes, I can see how you have evidence. Exactly which creation story from Genesis do you personally hold to? Hey, just askin’.
AriBenTZion Posted on January 30, 2011 at 2:50pm
A w, t h e l i t t l e J e w.
AriBenTZion: aww the little hate monger. In any discussion, throw in a little anti-Semitism just to sweeten the mix.
CottonMPG Posted on January 30, 2011 at 12:51am
I feel sorry for those who are so determined to cling to this evolutionary theory. It flies in the face of true science. The only observable changes in living creatures have to do with a loss of genetic material and this could only result in devolution and/or adaptation.
To clarify, you must start with a living creature first, then you can, through natural or human directed selection, eliminate unwanted characteristics by only allowing certain individuals to live and reproduce. Bacteria and viruses adapt similarly to our own immune systems. They appear different but they are still bacteria or viruses, they don’t turn into amoeba. A wolf hound is still a domesticated wolf as is a dachshund. They are simply adapted, through intentional selection to a specific purpose. The second law of thermodynamics states that all things are moving from order to disorder. This is true science and is readily observable all day every day. This is also in direct opposition to the idea of evolution. Oh and by the way, who do you think would be more highly evolved of all the races if evolution were true? Ask Darwin. He had very definite ideas on the matter. The Bible teaches that God created two human beings in His image and that all the races of the world are descended from them.
CottonMPG: I would, but hate to tell you dude, Darwin is dead. Always helpful to interject a tiny bit of racism in there too isn’t it. A good discussion should be like punch right? Or meatloaf. Or maybe somebody should punch you for being a meatloaf.
Smokey_Bojangles Posted on January 29, 2011 at 9:22am
Why are there no talking apes?People who thought this way have caused over 100million deaths.Bill will meet his idols,Mao,Stalin,Hitler etc in Hell.
Smokey_Bojangles: Stop smoking that. Whatever it is, stop smokin’ it now. It’s made you stupid.
SND97 Posted on January 29, 2011 at 10:14am
I don’t care How, When, Where, What Time Frame, God created man and the heavens and the Earth and everything that is life. It’s called faith, sometime I think God simply looks at all of us and just scratches his head at our stupidity.
Read the very first verse in the old test about the waters, and then ask yourself one question, how did that verse written thousands of years ago possiblly know that the entire earth was once covered with water and then the land formed? Even Scientist admit that the Earth was in fact covered with water in it’s history, so how did that first explain that thousands of years ago before so called Science knew it?remember now, put con and science together and what do you get? Conscience
SND97: Go back and try to read that again. There is nothing said in the bible about the earth being covered with water. Just water dude. And no scientist says that the earth was covered with water. All or most land masses were at one time or another under water, but not at the same time. And frankly, science doesn’t know anything. It’s not a person. Yes, and put dipsy and doodle together and you get dipsydoodle or SND97. I see you point.
BRAVEHEART Posted on January 29, 2011 at 10:26am
Evolution is an extreme Fairy Tale just like 99% of the idealology that Liberals buy into. Once you buy into liberalism your capacity for accurate knowledge and competent understanding (discernment) is extremely diminished. These people become like Droids that can not function outside of a confined enviorment or equasion. They actually construct an artificial world that supplies the necessary parts and peices for their dogmatic liberal Socalist utopia.
Braveheart: Oh I’m so glad you’ve helped us to see the truth. Not like you crazy righties, who get the best news here at Blaze and then at WorldnetDaily and then Fox. Have I correctly covered your reading and watching list? I take it none of the above is giving any spelling lessons these days?
The only sad thing, is that these damn fools actually vote.
Existential Ennui 
Hey…. You should do this regularly… The b est of Stupid.. Or .. The Iowa Onion.
Oh goodie, Jimmy, I was hoping someone would like it. It was fun to do!
Gaaaaaah! This gets me so depressed, a condition I’ve avoided by avoiding comment sections like this. No wonder I just preach to the choir. I’d have to kill myself otherwise, and people like me don’t get to go anywhere fun after we die.
I love that bit about Science not being able to answer questions like “where did it all come from?” As though “Daddy did it” is a good and satisfying answer. I always like to come back with “All right, HOW did Daddy do it?” But then I feel a headache coming on and have to go away.
lol Murr. they are hysterical in their misinformation. Science probably will never be able to answer ultimate questions which of course leaves open the God thing, which is enough for me, but frankly, the only answer there is God is God, and has always been. That of course to the human mind is not satisfying either. But then there must be a first cause correct?
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“I see you point.”
Now, that made me laugh out loud!
Good. That was its purpose! lol.
wow. you are truly lacking in basic science knowledge. explain what the idea of evolution is as thousands of scientists understand it to be. you can’t. you don’t know. it’s a fact, so well established in every realm of science, in every science.
Well hey there Jimmy. It seems that you don’t know much about the English language, such that you can make a decent declarative sentence. It’s impossible to know what you object to, or even what side you might favor, from the rather inept attempt to speak the King’s English. Or perhaps you don’t get satire and parody. Look those words up. Do you always talk so rudely to people? Or only those who can punch ya in the mouth?