While I never have enjoyed pulling wings off of flies, I must admit that I chortled with delight at the news that Bob McDonnell and his wifey were convicted on a bazillion counts of bribery the other day.
Yes, my halo must sadly await placement upon my sacred head for a while longer, for I did indeed revel in the anguish of my fellow man and woman. I am but a flawed human still, though I continue to trudge through the sludge of humanity ever confident that I too shall emerge at the end of this life with a robe of white.
Bob said something similar as he stumbled from the courtroom, no doubt shocked that anyone would think him guilty of wrongdoing, spouting that his “faith remained in the Lord” or words to that effect.
Everyone talks about how “sad they feel” for the kids and grandkids who must suffer the public humiliation of their parents and such, but heck, all of us sooner or later discover that our parents are in fact mere mortals with feet of clay don’t we? People who choose public life necessarily put their good character out front to be sullied and blasted rightly or wrongly by a notoriously hungry and uncaring press and public who hunger most of all for juicy tidbits of naughtiness to make themselves feel superior in all their stellar tract homes of existence.
Take no prisoners is my call.
Good old Bob decided in some desperation to play the “Adam card”. I say in desperation since it appears that given Virginia’s rather lax laws regarding ethics in public office, Bob and Maureen thought that they could trade influence for pretty shiny things with impunity. When indicted, there was precious little “defense” available to them.
Thus, Bob and his ever trusty sidekick Maureen decided, either jointly or severally, that Maureen would serve herself up as the Eve of all Eves–evil temptress seducing the unsuspecting and beloved by God, Adam to bite and then bite again (and again too numerous to count) of the apple of bribery. Adam (Bob) would claim “the woman made me eat!” So awful was the spector of Bob talking to Maureen, that there could never be a collusion of purpose. The two plainly lived in one house but in separate wings however quickly put together. In fact, to bring himself closer to the Lord, Bob took up living with a Roman Catholic priest, and was (it is reported) once seen touching with real humility the brown robe of a monk for that picture perfect photo op. (Okay, so I sorta embellished there.)
Alas for Bob and Maureen, the jury was not exactly impressed.
Perhaps it was because, for all this, the McDonnells had been so darn good at putting on the face of marital bliss as recently as 2012 when they were both courting the Mittens team in an attempt to soothe the savage beast of greed for that Christmas present of all time–POWER.
This sort of suggests that the McDonnells are well versed in the art of sleight of hand and/or pulling the wool over the eyes of their subjects or betters as the case may be. It may well be that the average jury has the collected IQ of something less than the actual IQ of any single member, but that stupid they are not.
Which all leads to the conclusion that one cannot pretend to have a normal marriage and then “admit the awful truth” just coincidentally when it appears necessary to save your sorry skin. Fakery screams loudly in the night, and in the daylight as well it seems.
I suppose that as scandals go, this one is somewhat tame. Nobody was secretly dressing up in tutus and screwing obese diaper-clad bearded old men, but it was still fun to behold. While the “better class” talks about how sad it was to watch this downfall of such a promising politician, I remind them that, like the usual “low class” gawker, they too were not able to avert their eyes at the bloody accident, but indeed did GAWK. And in reality these “better” people will, with appropriate shaking heads and tsk-tsk, discuss the scene of execution for weeks to come at all their soirees of note.
In a world in which Russian has invaded a neighboring state in the hopes of resurrecting Tsarist Russia’s might, where young men with great firepower dream of world conquest by laying waste all those who oppose them (ISIS or Duck Dynasty [convert ’em or kill ’em] Phil Robinson, your choice), where a virus threatens to decimate portions of Africa and spread worldwide, where droughts threaten to become decades long in the Southwest of the USA, and on and on, it’s a small thing to find a bit of relief watching the crash and burn of two very stupid people.
I for one am not sympathetic to their situation nor apologetic for my enjoyment of their self-absorbed/induced misery.
Unapologetic here as well! Looks like justice served for a change, but I worry about the appeals….
no doubt there they will be ongoing, and it could take a long time before they both enter the cells they so richly deserve…
” Nobody was secretly dressing up in tutus and screwing obese diaper-clad bearded old men, but it was still fun to behold.”
Now that’s hillarious
I suppose it says something about my imagination, good or bad…lol
Snoring Dog Studio said:
Not a shred of sympathy here for either of them. People bemoan the downfall of these “promising” people, but, frankly, they were probably rotten to begin with, or lived by a completely different code of ethics – so the downfall was inevitable. I’m glad they’ll be finally out of the news. Justice served.
occasionally people publicly get what they deserve..
One down, many more to go. The Adam card — well said.
yes the list is quite long isn’t it? lol…!END
Irony….McDonnell passed a law…..preventing convicted felons from collecting state pensions. hmmmmmm lllllll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P40JyMpJm4
ahhhh, how sweet it is! !END
Aloha Sherry, I think it was the feeling that somewhere, somehow, a state as dysfunctional as Virginia could still manage to dish up a small portion of justice for a psuedo-bigshot.
But I’m glad to hear his faith remains in the Lord, because that’s where he’s gonna get a load of actual justice.
Still, couldn’t help wondering what new watch he’ll be wearing in prison. . . =)
lol….maybe one of the new Apple ones…do they have an app for number of days left in sentence? betcha he gets a run in the prison library…