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Sitting Around the Trailer

22 Monday Jul 2013

Posted by Sherry in Humor, Satire, The Blaze Nincompoops

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Trailer_Trash_by_liespies5Hey, girl, it’s Jaylene here, in the park. Grab yourself a Bud and come on in. We figure to have us our weekly meeting of the Tickled Pink Rebel Trailer Park TEA-BIRCH Or-gan-i-za-shun.

So get your shitkickers on in here, and mind that door, the hinge is broke.

This meetin’ will be comin’ to order. All present raise a bottle:

JimmySnot: HERE!

Brandilicious: HERE HONEY.

BobbiHung: YO BYOTCH.

Hey Bobbi, watch that mouth or I’ll pull them balls up around your ears and pierce ’em for ya.

Glendyne: I’M HERE, THOUGH LORD KNOWS I SHOULDN’T BE. THAT CHILD WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME YET.

HairyJack: YUP.

Okay, that is ever’body I do believe.

So, what ya got to say about that Prez of theirs? Talkin’ all that “I’m TRAy-vaaaan” shit? I mean did that Blessed Man, Ronnie Raygon, ever liken hisself to a damn gang member? Can ya beat that? What ya all gots to say?

As always the ghost of truth hovers in the trailer, offering sage wisdom.

From the ProgressiveSlayer:

The only racism that exists in AmeriKa today is this regimes war on whites, the regime has proven their racism from day one. I still want Zimmerman to get the presidential medal of freedom for his efforts to reduce crime. Yes PS, the lot of white folks is so terribly much worse than it was in 2008 when the beloved compassionate one was sending your sons and daughters off to death in Iraq. So much better when we were just facing the near destruction of the entire economy by a bunch of very rich and very white dudes on Wall Street. Yes, I can see how the murder of a young black kid sure helps reduce crime. Maybe Mr. Zimmerman can help rid us of the crime that purports to be your mind.

Grimster adds:

The difference between we the people here, and the idiots in Egypt, we throw lead, not rocks……odumbass will incite a riot, so he can declare martial law and put his civilian army (dhs) the guard, and UN troops on the streets of America, but he has one problem, not one active military personal I know will follow his orders to do so, and this includes officers…..He needs to remember, sometimes you get what you wish for….. Dude, doncha remember that the declaration of martial law was supposed to start right after the election, then it was the suspension of all further elections, the imposition of Sharia law, and then all the little white chillun’ was to be transported to FEMA reindoctrination camps. Keep your paranoia in order will ya. And remember the shiny side of the foil is to be kept on the outside.

Chief George opines:

He is not helping our children, only those who look like him while eventually sending ours to the back of the bus. In 10-20 years from now, White Americans will find themselves a stranger in their own country. It is being taken over racially speaking and those taking over are systematically being transformed themselves into good little socialists by the new breed of racial politicians. It will not end well. Um, Chief, isn’t that a bit of a conundrum, being a RED person and all. You are a Native person right, being Chief? or is that some other kind of chief such as Chief of Bein’ Scared that Whites are soon to be A Minority? So, it sounds like you’ve seen the FEMA camps? Good to know that the White brains are immune to being transformed unlike the brains of color. You’re going to just love being a minority. I can’t wait.

The Jerk weighs in:

Ron Goldman could have been me. Nicole Brown could have been my sister. Should we live in a nation that does not value the lives of white men and white women? Where were their civil rights? Where was their justice? Where was the DOJ, the FBI? Where were all of those black race baiters?

Blacks… you decide. But I thought you said before that the jury spoke, and that all these African-Americans shouldn’t be protesting because the jury didn’t find that Mr. Zimmerman was in the wrong? Didn’t the jury speak in the Simpson trial? I guess it just depends as far as you can tell on whose race is on the winning side. You don’t know where white people’s civil rights are? Oh…let me introduce you to the Constitution of the United States of America. It was written expressly for you, did you forget?

JJoy pipes in:

@LEADNOTFOLLOW ““Obama was elected BECAUSE he is black”, is so right.
In my opinion, he got elected via white man guilt and voter fraud.”

Don’t forget the 30+ millions of illegal mexican invaders that were allowed to stuff the ballot boxes with illegal votes for obama… Why my lawdy, there is so much white guilt around I am gonna drown! And voter fraud, yikes, don’t forget that ghost of wispy nothingness. I guess you are unaware that there WAS NONE, and nobody can find more than 10 examples over 10 years across the ENTIRE country. But I do take umbrage at “illegal mexican invaders”. Isn’t that a tad pejorative? I mean you wouldn’t want to be accused of racism now would you? And aren’t your figures just a bit wild? I mean since it’s not anywhere near 30, or even half of that, I wonder what the + is? is that the number you personally have witnessed “invading”?

The Squirrel murmurs:

TED / TED 2016.

Cruz / Nugent Oh now that is rich ain’t it. I kinda bet you guys aren’t gonna even say a peep about Ted’s parentage or where he was born as having a darn thing to do with his eligibility will ya? And the Nug? Oh heavens. Squirrelly, you know your choice of nomenclature is psychologically most telling they say. Mouth full of nuts? House full of nuts? Hiding nuts? Eating nuts? Being obsessed with nuts? Beginning to sound at all familiar?

Victor 991 whispers:

Since the verdict and all the craziness since, I’ve noticed that the Black citizens I’ve encountered so far are not making eye contact, but are keeping their heads down, avoiding any possible interaction. I’m speaking about ordinary, everyday people, who, before this nasty mess, were going about their lives normally. I haven’t met up with angry mobs, but in stores, restaurants, and various other places I’ve been to, the reaction is the same. Uh Victor, it might have something to do with your t-shirt dude. “I Stand My Ground with My Little Friend Smith and his friend Wesson” kinda would make any sane person look away. Since you were going about your black-free world living “normally” (whatever weirdness that might be for you), I doubt you had a clue how African-Americans were living their lives.  And what is your issue with saying African-American?

Put-God-First Sermonized:

You know everything that Obama said happen to him in his speech, I had happen to me too. When I was young I would cross the street and hear people lock their doors on their cars. I would get in a elevator and older women would grab their puse tight. I would get pulled over by the police just for driving in a nice neighborhood. I have been pulled over and my car searched for no reason. And all the other things he said that happen to him too. That is all but one, I never was black or a minority. Obama If you don’t want to be treated like a punk, thug, thief or low life, don’t act like one, or dress like one. Trayvon God bless your soul! George God bless you too. As long as people on both side keep making race an issue there will always be racist on both sides. Start working to make peace not hatred. As long as you continue to believe everything bad that happens is because of racial hatred, then there will be resentment for it. Remember It happen to me too. So you are saying that people profiled you because you were actually DOING what they were afraid of? Dang and I was sure it was the dildo strapped to your forehead that was causing it. My bad.

Okay TeaBirchers, time to vote: all in favor of impeachin’ the half-black man in the White House say “ANOTHER BUD!”

The Buds have it. Meeting adjourned.

** All comments are from real people who said this shit on Blaze.

"BobbiHung"

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If You Find Yourself Turning East to Pray, It Might be the Turkey

25 Friday Nov 2011

Posted by Sherry in fundamentalism, Humor, Muslim, Satire, The Blaze Nincompoops

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Beck's Nincompoops, Butterball, Humor, Islam, Islamophobia, satire, The Blaze, turkeys

In the ongoing contest to be the craziest person/group/country, Americans continue to excel.

This week, a tiny minutia of human DNA (slightly below the Neandertal level of intellectual proclivity), rose to the occasion and outdid themselves in proving that, once again, nobody puts the US in a corner when it comes to sheer batfooking insanity.

Case in point.

Somebody, for some reason, called Butterball company and asked them whether the tasty birdies they offer to us each holiday season, were Halal certified. Like Kosher certified, Halal certification simply means that the slaughter occurred in a manner compliant with religious practices.

Butterball’s answer was that indeed all whole bird turkeys are killed in an Islamically acceptable fashion, though no prayers (a part of the actual certification) are done. Similarly, no prayers are done for Kosher certification either (a rabbi must come in to do that). Butterball claims that various ethnic distributors may complete the requirements as they wish.

It should be noted that I have also read at least that the manner of killing Kosher and Halal  is exactly the same.

But of course,  facts stand in the way of hysteria with our band of nuts across America. They prefer to deal in rumor, innuendo, ad hominem ethnic hatred and vile humor. No less a certifiable wingnut that Pamela Geller is all up in craziness about this. My God, Islam is literally trying to “stuff their religion down our throats.” That’s not a quote by her, but gosh it seemed too good to not use.

The Blaze nincompoops were out in force. One can almost see them flapping their arms and racing up and down sidewalks yelling for everyone to throw out their birds, throw out your birds.

Can you just feel the love?

Doug Corrigan

Hate is a good thing. It helps you defeat your enemies. We need more ‘hate’ in America, and we need a whole lot less Pollyannaish, Goody-Two-Shoes idiocy regarding that putrid cult of murder, invented by a ‘hate’ filled camel-wacker named moohammad — that cult would, of course, be called islam.

Yes Doug, you have more than enough for all of us. Now recite the 1st Amendment again, and explain how it doesn’t apply to anyone you hate.

Taquoshi

Unfortunately, many of our don’t have that option. However, I have every intention of putting my hands on our non-Butterball turkey and praying to Lord Jesus Christ to remove any taint of any kind of ritualic prayer to idols that may have occurred. And you can bet that I’ll be praying over our other meat from now on, too!!

Allah is not an idol Sasquatch. It’s another name for God. But do us all a favor, pray non-stop, don’t even stop long enough to eat.

GetOurCountryBack

Just one more way these b*stards are creeping into our society and trying to get their agenda forced on us. As an American I don’t give a flying flip if they can find food that is okay for them to eat. Better yet, lets put a bill out that forbids this and force them to get the he!! out.

They aren’t creeping GOCB, they are coming right down your esophagus now. As a moron, you aren’t expected to know that we can’t “put a bill out”. I thought you airheads were against regulations against business?

AB5R

For Christians it is not acceptable to eat foods offered to idols. In this case the Islamic prayer to Allah (in the bible he is known as Satan) makes halal food something that has been offered as a sacrifice to an idol, a particularly evil one in this case.

I would agree that if Satan is Allah, he would be a “particularly evil” idol. But he’s not, and you’re stupid. You are exactly the reason why internet access is NOT an acceptable therapy in the Head Hospital. Stick to legos please.

MikeM1969

I don’t eat butterball, and now I never will. One step closer to sharia compliance. I will die before I comply.

Easy to say when you don’t eat it anyway hey Mike? And as to that last part, we can but wish.

Loafer4952

Well I know I won’t be buying anymore turkeys or anything that butterball has to do with it. We usually by several turkeys thru out the year. This is America and we need to be americans. It is ok to believe in your religon but when you come to America you do as Americans do. If you don’t like the way we do something then go back where you came from I am sure they will do it your way.

That’s right, and so we will have no more of that Kosher stuff any more either right? America was not settled by Jews for goodness sakes, but good old Christian Protestants. And the damn Catholics better stop saying prayers over wine and bread too. You are onto something Loafer. Or is it just your brain that loafs?

Nobama201258

 

We have bigger fish to fry people,how bout those PETA nutjobs wanting us to eat tofu instead of turkey ?

Yeah, I got my shotgun at the ready Nobama. I was thinkin’ of staking out the tofu shelf at Wal-Mart and pickin’ up those stealth buyers and then follow them home and picket their houses. The UNAMERICANness of it!

Zombee

Barack Hussein Obama (aka. The Impostor) doesn’t care whether or not you know if the food you buy is Islam-approved inhumanely Halal slaughtered! But he sure cared about whether his fellow Muslims in his home state of Illinois knew it when he served in the Illinois State Senate and sponsored the ‘Halal Food Act’ in 2001.

Now how did I know that one of your creepin’ crazies would bring the President into this. And congrats Zom, you have one fine hate blog. No advertising here though, keep your hatred at home.

Tri-OX

Catering to terrorists certainly isn’t good for the Butterball brand image.

So, triple OX (you guys self-identify so exquisitely), all Muslims are terrorists? Is that your belief? Well we are in a world of trouble if that is the case. Go to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. You fail basic common sense.

And so we depart. Please don’t scare the zoo animals here. They are precious to us since they remind us that we actually are superbly sane by comparison. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving and enjoyed your turkeys. We alas had duck, which was excellent, by the way. And stay away from those malls!

PS: If you see smoke on the horizon, not to worry. It’s just your local trailer park having a turkey burning bonfire. All hail to Ed and the crew at the Daisy Chain Tea Party Club Trailer Park, now at an all-time attendance level of SIX.

 

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Libya. . .Libya. . .”Hey, Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”

15 Tuesday Nov 2011

Posted by Sherry in Brain Vacuuming, GOP, Herman Cain, teabaggers, The Blaze Nincompoops

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Beck's Nincompoops, Election 2012, GOP, Herman Cain, tea baggers, The Blaze

Aww, nuts. The great white, black, mocha-lite hope seems to be dropping like a Perry.

We are about to “turn, turn, turn, turn” to a new season, turn, turn, turn.

My man, Herm, has gone and done it once again.

The question was quite simple. SO SIMPLE A 5TH GRADER COULD MAKE A GOOD GUESS.

Alas, not our Pizza man.

The question:

“Do you agree with the manner in which the President handled Libya?”

The answer?

“Libya. . . .Libya.” *squirm for a minute. “The president. . . .supported the uprising, right? Just wanna make sure we are talking about the same thing!” “squirm for a minute. “Libya, Qaddafi, right?” “I support the outcome, but not the way the President handled it.”

Whew, he figured he dodged that bullet. But then he went on.

“The reasons  he handled it wrong are: *pause and squirm some more*, oh that was a different one. I got so much swirling around in my mind.”

Would you like pepperoni or sausage?

When confronted with reporters later and asked to explain his failure to remember Libya, the former candidate grinned from ear to ear, and enunciated for all the world to hear: “9-9-9!” and stalked off.

In case you think I’m making this up, here is a transcript of the main portion, after the minute long squirm as he fought to locate Libya on the map of his pizza-sodden mind:

OK, Libya. [Pause] President Obama supported the uprising, correct? President Obama called for the removal of Khaddhafy. I just wanted to make sure we’re talking about the same thing before I say, ‘Yes, I agreed’ or ‘No I didn’t agree.’ I do not agree with the way he handled it for the following reason — nope, that’s a different one. [pause] I gotta go back and see. I got all this stuff twirling around in my head. Specifically, what are you asking me that I agree or not disagree with Obama?

Well, Herm is falling apart, and the lucky recipient is this month’s “New” Not Romney. Wait for it. NEWT!

Yes the Grifter is racing up the pile of bodies strewn along the road in a desperate attempt to be NNR (Newt NOT Romney).

Herm has been offered a life-time contract with SNL.

Meanwhile the Grio weighs in on the issue of how conservatives, both white and black, now engage in a game of “are you black enough“, reintroducing an a new edgy racism into the game. In case you didn’t know, Obama ain’t nearly black enough to count.  

I cannot say how lovely it is to contemplate that Newt is the new and rising savior. Rick Santorum can only be celebrating at this point, assured that come December his turn will come.

♦

Well, I just had to pop over to the Blaze to see what the nincompoops had to say:

BlueGoldNationDotCom:

He nailed the answer. So he stumbles at the beginning, IT IS FOR A NEWSPAPER. Why does a person have to have an answer in 15 seconds? Allow the man time to gather his thoughts. Once he did he nailed it.

I question the Blaze’s headline and the reasoning behind the wording….again

Don’t be late for your English language class now bud. Today’s word is REALITY, as in what one have you invented today?

SomeRandomPerson

Oh geez!!! This happens to everyone at one point or another. It’s called a “brain fart”.

And I randomly nominate you as having no brain to fart. See above for reality check.

Wayner

Dear Blaze, No matter how much you discreetly try to undermine Herman Cain,,, I’m not letting you influence my choice for president…. I realize you want to push the RHINO Romney,,, but I don’t like him nor do I trust him….. I’ll make my own decision thank you.

Bad Blaze, Bad, Bad. Wayner’s choice will be determined by throwing dem bones like all his decisions are!

Bought Your Silo Yet?

But, I have seen Herman Cain in the hot seat several times where he has done remarkably well. He is always very quick with a relative and thoughtful response. If he wasn’t so quick here it just tells me that he is the real deal. He is human and genuine.

Yeah, he has no clue so that makes him genuine? Genuinely incompetent. Tell, me do you look for the same type of doctor?

Mil-Dot

All Cain had to say was “that it was none of our business” and kept on that theme, but NOOOO. He had to somehow attempt to justify us poking our noses in it. Now he looks like an idiot.

I am of the firm opinion that every candidate should just say no. How much more interesting to vote in a vacuum. But there is always one of those upstairs in your brain case right Mil?

Bitter.Clinger

Gotta love the “journalists” who are more concerned about defending Obama and trying to entrap Cain than reporting on THE TRUTH. Journalists always claim to be asking “tough questions”…welll, “tough questions” are far different than asking questions with the intent of entrapping or tripping up someone on purpose. I’m no journalist, but I could ask far tougher questions than these clowns without trying to entrap the person I’m interviewing. The President of the United States has a Cabinet for a reason…if he ignores the input from his Cabinet (like Obama) he starts acting like a unilateral dictator (like Obama). Would you rather have a President who doesn’t listen to his Cabinet or We The People or one who does – Hmmmm? ROCK ON HERMAN CAIN!

Justin Bieber for President. After all, he don’t need to know a thing. That’s what a cabinet is for. What is so “entrapping” about “do you agree with the way the President handled Libya?”

ThePatriotDave

Considering that Cain is our best chance at defeating Obama I will get off this site and go and donate more to his campaign tonight.
You either want Obama gone or you don’t. If we elect Cain as our nominee, then Obama is out. With all of the other candidates it’s a crap-shoot.

And getting rid of Obama is really what it’s all about huh Dave. Forget the country, Mr. Patriot. Oh, I am all for what you are for. Please do make him the candidate!

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Well, That Settles That. . .NOT!

27 Wednesday Apr 2011

Posted by Sherry in Barack Obama, Essays, Humor, Satire, teabaggers, The Blaze Nincompoops

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Hey Jimbo, come on in, mind that door handle, it’s hangin’ by a thread. Ralph is stoppin’ off to get some Bud and Velma wanted some of those little cocktail weenies. Me, I got a can of pork ‘n beans and pork rinds.

Just push that stuff offa the couch there, and oh, that towel, cover up that spot there when you sit. Little Jennie’s bladder ain’t so good any more, but it’s dry.

Did ya hear? The boy in the White House, he done put out a real honest to goodness birth certifiCATE. Looks all legal and everything. What do you think?

Oh, here is Velma and she’s got Hyacinth with her. Would you mind changing to the chair there Jimbo, Hyacinth will bust that thing for sure if she sits on it. Hey, and there’s Ralph.

Well, let’s get down to our D-scussion shall we folks. What do you all think of this birthy paper?

My Hero-Allen West-click my name

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:45am

Have to say he may have actually caused this to happen as he was not going to go away on the issue. But in the end what does it matter. Is the certificate real? We will never know as being the POTUS would certainty give someone enough pull to make things appear and disappear at will.

Yeah I hear ya Allen West butt kisser. What in the end does it matter? Course you been sayin’ it mattered more than anything else. There isn’t a thing that anyone could produce that would convince you after all. Being that Allen West is your hero. Need anyone say more?

 

mikem1969

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:51am

This is not the original birth certificate. His birth name was Barry not Barack, so once again this still leaves the same questions, where is his ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE WITH HIS ORIGINAL BIRTH NAME?

Yeah Mike, where is the original? Where is your original? Are you a fake Mike? If you’ve never seen his original Mike, then how do you know what he birth name is? Mike, admit it, you were born in the country of denial.

 

Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:55am

Trump claims credit, and as predicted, the POTUS is using this matter to launch another set of irrelevent (sic) propaganda for his future destructive policies. Trump and Obama are BOTH progressives, and need to never be in the White House, or for Obama, never again.

Hey no time like the present to start a new conspiracy–Obama and Trumpy were in this together! Boy I do like the sound of this one. Conspiracies after all are free-floating ephemeral wisps of reality. Who predicted this? You? What exactly is the “set of irrelevant propaganda” you speak of? Come on admit it. . .you just hate him doncha?

randy

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:58am

Wake up people…..This was nothing but a side show put on by Obama.
And Trump was picked to play the lead role…
It’s not the real Birth Certificate. It is still only the Certificate of live birth.

I thought it was the long form you’ve been demanding? Oh, well it seems you have taken a sip from Snowleopard’s kool-aid. Is this really Wednesday? Or had Obama caused us all to sleep an extra twenty-four hours while he reset America’s clocks? I am suspicious I tell ya.

Blackhawk1

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:20am

Found something real interesting here.

How did Obama get a certificate numbered No. 151 – 1961 – 10641 and two twin girls were born the day after him and their numbers were No. 151 – 61 – 10637,No. 151 – 61 – 10638. Something stinks to high heaven here!

You are right, something stinks here. Did you put on any deodorant today? It’s all in the numbers. Hey, is your conspiracy numbered after the Obama-Trump conspiracy? Or is something stinking to high heaven about that?

Obama Snake Oil Co

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:47am

I would still like to know why it says race; African? I believe in the 60s, it would have negro……

Well, you just caught them red-handed now didn’t ya? And that would be Negro with no capital wouldn’t it? You little white trash in-ta-lect-chul.

ds7

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:51am

now he needs to explain his connecticut social security number. how he got into harvard? who paid for it? how does someone who is a lousy student go from occidental to columbia to harvard without ever accomplishing anything, and then become head of the student harvard law review without ever writing anything?

Yeah, and he sure better start explaining why he likes basketball better than baseball, and hamburgers which sound awfully European when you get right down to it, instead of hotdogs which are as everyone knows real American food. And while he’s at it, let him explain why he reads without his mouth moving. That’s a dead give-away of a NOT American.

Hadituptohere

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:57am

Where are the baby foot prints?

Preserved in the mud of a Hawaiian volcano of course. Geesh I thought everyone knew that.

GymCy81

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:41am

As a side question:
Did the typist of the certificate have the ability to change the size of the font?
Does it appear that the font size in the name row, is different than in the next row of information?

Perhaps a review and comparison of other certificates, at that time, could help to sort thru that question, and find the whole truth.

There are a lot more important issues and concerns in this country than this One.

Sherlock! you live! It’s a sure sign of a fake. Government typewriters don’t have font sizes! Somebody quick, analyze the ink!

buckj1013

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:14am

This again is the Cert of Birth and not the BIRTH CERTIFICATE. BC is much longer Dr name, etc; and is black background with white print from this hospital in 1961.

Right’o. Every knows its B before C except after. . .something. A certificate of birth is not a birth certificate. Anyone can see that!

US MARINE

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:33am

This is not the real BC – The real one notes Barry is a Caucasion, born of a white mother…

Are you a Caucasion (sic)? I thought it was supposed to be negro? Can you conspiracists all get on the same page PLEASE!

Fedup

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:56am

This one does not have the impressed seal… Just sayin.

His mother was 18. Perhaps that was what he was trying to hide. What was she doing at 17 years old in 1961 slutting around with a guy who was 8 years older?

You’re not a very good counter. Was she 17 or 18? Slutting? I think that maybe you are the slut. Just sayin.

chiefparker

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:58am

Now Mr. President, you’ll have to do something about that pesky “Natural Born Citizen” line in the US Constitution.

I guess you and all your law-degreeless friends will have to hash that out. Legal minds have real issues to contend with. Get a life.

redbone007

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:33am

Should the BC does not mention how much weight and size?

yeah, pretty fishy I’d say. How much does your brain weigh? Does it slosh a lot when you shake your head?

redbone007

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:38am

what a these numbers (low lighted, 8, 9, 9, 1, 0) next to the parents information?

Oh they are the numbers reserved for those not from this planet at all. In Hawaii 89910 designates the zip code for Sirius. Duh, everyone knows that!

Spooky George

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 11:09am

If this birth certificate was real it would mention he’s a communist. It’s clearly fake

I saw yours and it said, drooling idiot party.

branch manager

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:21am

This is not over by any means. We ain’t no dumy.

Yeah, actually I think ya are.

darkknight91

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:14am

Has anyone looked at the info on that thing? Besides the green pattern it’s printed on looking very strange, the serial number is later than the example shown on WND, yet his birth date is the day before said example. This is going to be fun…

Everyone knows that WorldNewsDaily is THE official place to go for truth. Here’s a flashlight DK, you’ve been in the dark too long.

Muetter

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 11:41am

Look how pristine that looks? That has never seen the light of day to be almost 50 yrs old with no signs of oxidation whatsoever! It can’t be real! (That will be the next conspiracy) Just sayin!

you betcha. And the Shroud of Turin–yeah, yeah, carbon dating! Get busy!

Charlie Justice

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:23am

Fine, but where was he CONCIEVED? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Now you are on to something there Charlie…Details, we want all the details…

American-first

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:28am

Why does the right side of this thing look as if something is missing? Not saying it is fake but what is going on?

You noticed that too? It looks like something should be there, doesn’t it…perhaps a pineapple or a palm tree? Or maybe a menu?

 As always folks, all the above comments come to you courtesy of Blaze, that bastion of enlightened discussion run by Beck and his thunderbutts. There were no less than three “articles” so their internet servers wouldn’t jam up I guess. Scary thought–these folks have the right to vote.  

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24 Thursday Feb 2011

Posted by Sherry in Barack Obama, Editorials, Essays, Gay Rights, GOP, Humor, John Boehner, Judiciary, Satire, The Blaze Nincompoops, Uncategorized

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Beck's Nincompoops, courts, DOMA, gay rights, Obama, wacko rightwing

I have to admit it. I’m often truly taken aback at the clear brilliance that comes from the Obama Administration. And folks, he’s done it again.

You may have heard. The Administration, through Eric Holder, Attorney General, has determined that parts of DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act) are unconstitutional and thus will no longer be defended in court.

First lets look at the actual statute, so we know what we speak of. You can look at the actual language at Wikipedia. Basically section two says that no state need recognize the same-sex marriage of another state. Section three expressly defines marriage as that between a man and a woman.

It is this third section that Obama determined unconstitutional and ordered Holder to cease defending in court. It’s important to use the word “defending” since the Administration remains obligated to enforce the law in totality unless and until such time as it is officially declared unconstitutional by a higher court.

Section two remains enforceable as well, and actually stands on firmer ground under the right of Congress to determine under what circumstances a state need give “full faith and credit” to the actions of another state.

What Obama objected to is the idea that the federal government will recognize some marriages in a state, but not those that are composed of same-sex parties. He determined that this violated the equal protection clause of the US Constitution. (The EPC is the main basis for the striking down of man/woman only marriage statute in Iowa for instance.)

What is even more important here, is that in a deft move, Obama has placed the entire mess in the lap of John Boehner and the GOP. Obama has notified the courts that the Congress, through its attorneys may want to step into the breach and offer defense to the provision.

One can almost see the twinkle in the eye of the President at this. Boehner, caught unawares of his new predicament sputtered:

“While Americans want Washington to focus on creating jobs and cutting spending, the President will have to explain why he thinks now is the appropriate time to stir up a controversial issue that sharply divides the nation.”

Does he cater to the extremists on the right who are suitably apoplectic? Or recognize that the country is moving inexorably toward favoring marriage equality and the courts are definitely moving in that direction as well? Oh the tough decisions!

Did I say that the extremist wonkettes were suitably apoplectic?

Foxy pundit Monica Crowley, legal expert, screeched that Obama was the US equivalent of  Hosni Mubarak, that democracy was over, and that an impeachable offense was at hand.

Beck’s Nincompoops were not far behind:

Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}

For 15 years the law has been in existence, and could be challenged in the courts if he feels so deeply in the unfairness of it; that is one reason the courts exist, to legally redress wrongs done or imposed by laws and statutes harmful to the ideals of the constitution.

Snowleopard: You’ve obviously been in a snow cave for a very long time. The law has been challenged again and again, and recently it was struck down again just recently. It’s best not to open you mouth to declare that you are stooopid. Just a hint.  

ozchambers

 

Posted on February 23, 2011 at 2:25pm

Divide…divide…..divide….divide…..divide……PUSH! He is about ready to create enough unrest to kickstart the massive tea party protests again. But this time the labor unions / communists / socialists / anti capitalists are planning to mix it up with us in a violent way. And when that happens Barry unfortunately will have no choice but to shut down these violent tea party protests and their violence-inspiring rhetoric. The backdrop of protests around the world toppling governments will be enough to keep the sheeple from raising too much of a ruckus about the suspension of civil liberties.

 chambers: Who’s your wizard? I think the Munchkins stole the conspiracy papers and gave them to the Witch. 

BreeZee

Posted on February 23, 2011 at 2:26pm

POTUS needs to be IMPEACHED!!!! Once again he has broken his oath of office. Who the hell is he to decide what is constitutional or not? which laws to enforce or not? He is still implamenting (sic) obammacare even tho it was ruled UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!! He is breaking the law in doing so!!!! This man is evil and will be the dam-nation of us all. 

BreeZee: Girl calm down. A fifteen yard penalty for over use of exclamation points. Um, dear, don’t mean to disturb your wigging out, but more courts have found it constitutional than the other way around. I bet you think impeachment means secreting him in a Georgia fuzzy. Betcha!
  
HippoNips  
 Posted on February 23, 2011 at 2:34pm

Not really news. Obama wasn’t defending DOMA in any valid way.
The only news out of this is that he’s exposing himself. yet again.
Obama , on every issue, is taking the opposite positition  (sic) of the majority of American people.
Most Americans are not for gay marriage, most are not for hugging Muslims , most are not for Obamacare , most are not for public employee unions.
Obama is the anti American President

HippoNips: Why I do believe you scored a perfect zero. The tide has turned toward gay marriage, I think a majority of Americans are not Muslim haters like yourself, a majority supports the Affordable Health Care act, and according to a poll of about three days ago, 61% of Americans support the right of unions to collectively bargain. Have you been partying again with Qaddafi? 
 
ablisterin
 Posted on February 23, 2011 at 5:27pm

I have a gut feeling that the lolly-bama may be the last person that holds the title of President of the United States. I don’t think he has any plans of leaving his post, no matter what. 

ablisterin: exactly how often is your gut correct? Does it talk out loud so we all can be enlightened? Or do you interpret? I think you should talk to Ozchambers. I think he gets advice from a part of his anatomy too, his butt. 
 
waggie
Posted on February 23, 2011 at 6:43pm

Nothing should surprise us with this administration and in the world either for that matter. I tried to warn people when he was campaigning that I feared for America because he was the most liberal senator ever in US history. Nobody would listen to me.

waggie: Well, it was the dog costume you insisted on wearing while you gave your warning. It well, it just didn’t seem sincere. Ya know?
 Jediusetheforce
 Posted on February 23, 2011 at 2:24pm

Keeps getting better. Its time to take up arms and defend the Constitution. Talk is cheap, action deserves attention. For those of you who voted for him are pro-switch hitters now

Jediusetheforce: Whoa there Luke. I can already hear the FBI tracing you through your IP address. And for your information I don’t like baseball much. No switching here. 
 APatriotFirst
 Posted on February 23, 2011 at 2:44pm

Why is it only We the People that can see what is happening and not one polititian  (sic) or state?

Impeachment is the only way to stop him, because in 2012, there will be no election taking place.

APatriotFirst: Where did they hide that November, Tuesday thingie? And I bought a new dress just for the occasion. 

LibertyorDie2011

 

Posted on February 23, 2011 at 3:18pm

And with Somali pirates killing 4 Americans, Hundreds of civilians dying in Libya, and the Union uproar and fleeing Senators in Wisconsin….this is what we get from the White House?

LibertyorDie2011: Shocking isn’t it? Presidents are actually required to do more than one thing at a time. Unlike yourself, who sits in your BVD’s, swigging a beer, munching a bologna sandwich and typing one finger. Congrats on spelling Somali right! Love that spellcheck don’t you?

AH, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Everyone suitably awake now? Off to your day now. And the beat goes on.  

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