And you thought she would go quietly into the still dark night, returning to her lair, climbing into her sarcophagus, bidding adieu to Marcus, after relinquishing her role as beard to his hetero pretensions.
Bat shit crazy don’t play that way.
She continues to play the game of stupid queen of the mountain better than such noteworthy rivals as Sarah, Phyllis, and Marsha, all rolled into one. Michele Crazy Eyes Bachmann once again wins the gold metal for craziest damn woman to ever have a vagina.
But then she doesn’t. See that’s the really fine thing about this new pronouncement by the bible in one hand, gun in the other, reparative theory is your friend, nut job, is that it truly is shocking. See, while Marcus has always been firmly wedged into his closet of gayness, his beard, was really a man all along.
Yes, Michele, nobodies, Belle, is a guy. It’s a fact.
Here’s how we came to know.
She spilled the beans…or shall we say she spilled the gonads for all to see.
She ‘splained it this way: See, your Barack…being all Black and all, now he was elected because there was all this guilt floatin’ around, and him being only “half” ya know, black, it was like getting rid of that black angst thing, without technically ya know, havin’ to actually elect one of them. (I had this explained to me by a couple of Christianist ladies, one of whom howled that Obama isn’t black, he’s only half-black, having a white mother. Another explained that questioning his citizenship was not racist, because she had taken in a black girl to care for during her pregnancy’ and she was WAY darker than Obama, which proves I guess, in the mind of a racist, that well, only shades of color matter, but somehow that has nothing to do with RACE-ism)
But, Michele, intoned in her cutie little voice, tis not the same when it comes to women. Nah, America is not yet “ready for a woman President”, and for a coupla reasons. One, there ain’t no guilt in America over women, and two well, there is just no “pent-up desire” which is Michele’s way of saying there ain’t no stinkin’ hard-on for a woman.
And she oughta know, since she RAN FOR PRESIDENT. And since she did, and since she appears to believe her own slimy brain farts, well, it can only be that Michele is really Michael and no woman at all.
That’s the logic of it as far as I can see.
It all just was the “last straw” if you get my drift.
I’ve been reading an essay on a critical examination of the phrase “Sarah laughed” in Genesis. Done from a feminist point of view and gathering the linguistic evidence and the EARLIEST manuscripts, we learn that Sarah was actually laughing at the possibility that her old and dried up vagina might become that moist Eden once again and her old and flaccid husband might actually be able to get it up at his age. As such, it violated the shame/honor society of the Egyptian Jews who were translating the Septuagint into Koine Greek–the same version that would be used by the likes of Jesus and Paul as they read Torah in the synagogue of Jerusalem in the early years of the Common Era.
And if it were not for a long line of women starting with Elizabeth Cady Stanton, who just oddly enough thought that maybe God and the baby Jesus thought as highly of them as it did about all the men it focused on, well, we’d still be in the kitchen, barefoot no doubt and with a child at each elbow and one on the hip as we prepared a feast for the menfolk who were out and about “important” business.
And then, just then, before that I have to contend with a Neanderthal male who,without a single modicum of biblical training purports to bolster his ill-conceived notion that it was solely the “Jews what kilt our Lord,” by suggesting that I was not the least bit attractive from his arrogant pig-oinking position, well, I’m getting the feminist juices all fired up again.
So Michele, pseudo-woman, and Phyllis Schafley and her idiotic “be a good wife” while I make millions writing books and speaking for large fees, and Marsha Blackburn, with her “I’ll say whatever you tell me to if I can just be on camera” drivel, you can all go take a massive flying leap cause ladies, and I do use that term most advisedly, you are FUCKING NOT HELPING HERE as some of us are trying to make a world where girls can grow up to be anything they want and make as much as any man, and that child rearing is EVERY BODY’S business and responsibility, and that women’s ideas about compromise, caring, and compassion just might, JUST MIGHT add a segment to the conversation that MIGHT, JUST MIGHT result in fewer wars and less death, and more freakin’ happiness for all.
So THAT’S what I’m thinking about today.
How ’bout you?
Abbie's Tree House said:
I think she’s being used by conservatives to shift the conversation to the right. She’s so straight-jacket-and-lobotomy crazy that someone standing next to her saying “Rich people need more money and poor people should have less” seems normal by comparison.
crazy don’t begin to describe old Michele…:)
Well, I WAS thinkin about caramelizing some pears, but now that you mention it, I only voted for Obama because he’s good-looking.
*I hope you’re as fluent in sarcasm as I think you are.
She is an embarrassment to all women, just not all women are smart enough to recognize that.
Joey sarcasm is my middle name..or should be…the freedom we pursue is the same freedom given any man..to be exactly what his heart leads him to be..mothering and teaching are rearing are noble and necessary professions…as long as they are what the heart desires and not what society demands…:) oooh caramelized pears…sounds sooooo good.
LOL! They sound so much better when you’re not pregnant with a baby on your hip 😉
I’m okay with barefoot and in the kitchen. I like it there. It’s quiet. Shhhh!
A Pondering Mind said:
You just have to wonder about people like Bachmann, Palin, etc, where their fucking brains are. That’s if they have any…
Snoring Dog Studio said:
I don’t know, Sherry. Maybe these women will serve as a reminder to other women how far backwards we could go if we allowed them to take us there. I honestly believe we’ll never go that direction, no matter how strident these loonies wail. It’s a sad, empty mind that assumes Americans won’t elect a women because we haven’t mistreated them enough to feel guilty about it — as though guilt is the only reason a woman might have a chance. What a strange perspective there in crazy land.
Sounds to me like Michelle is trying to create a self-fulfilling prophecy as Hillary gears up to run for Prez in 2016
time will reveal all….lol…!END