GOP, Humor, NRA, Sarah Palin, satire, teabaggers, Ted Nugent
Call me crazy, sentimental, or just a plain lover of the down and out, but dang, I miss our Sarah. I do. I love the fractured pronunciations and the gobbled sentences, and that perky smile as she pouted about being picked on by the “lame stream media.”
I kid you not, one person from my old high school, called her brilliant, as if the word had suddenly taken on an oxymoronic meaning of “a person who can actually walk without falling absent ninety percent of the grey matter thought to be required to navigate on two feet.” If that is the definition of brilliant, well Sarah wins hands down.
Her loyal duped minions continue to adore her, and that says of course way more about their lack of political acumen, well more about their lack of human acumen even, than it says of the Wasilla Wonder. She says:
“I know the country needs more truth-telling in the media, and I’m willing to do that. So, we shall see…
Yes, Sarah, with your “death panels” and “pallin’ around with terrorists” we sure are in need of that true-telling you offer us.
Still, you can’t fault a woman who has made a career out of grifting her way to millionaire status, all without working hardly at all. Just a wink and nod, and she had 45% of the followers she needed in middle-aged men with greasy chins, who belched, wiped the excess food from their beards, and grinned, “well she sure is a hotty, that Sarah,” as they reached for the Bud in the cup holder. The women who find her so “brilliant?” It’s hard to say, too hard for me to say, since I find her ways demeaning of everything that I think women should stand for. She’s another Phyllis Schlafly parading around in a vagina. You know that underneath all that lipstick is a man trying to get out. Of course Phyllis is was never perky and is now too old to bat eyelashes in return for attention. Sarah still can, and still does, adopting all the latest in fashion:
I mean, I know what those guys mean now. Sure they want to see more of Sarah in the news!
While running up these pics, I happened upon a humor site and found two entries really really funny. Hope you agree! (unfortunately it’s no longer in business)
And then there is this one:
See? I do have a sense of humor.
Speaking of humor, there is a new Tea Bibber vying for the title of craziest sipper of all time. I know, I know, there are so many, and so little time to get them all in. I’ve often toyed with the idea of doing the “loon of the week” but figured I’d had to pile through some 200 applicants per week, and it just sounded too hard.
Leading anybody’s list is the (wait for it) Representative from TEXAS, Steve Stockman. I don’t of course have to bother with the “R) surely, which stands for rube, which rhymes with boob, and is not close to River City.
So, any hows, Stevie (Steve seems prominent in crazy circles doncha think?), has lots of good ideas that service his constituency well, such as:
- Suggesting that then President Clinton staged the Branch Dividian raid in 1983 as a way to get Congress to pass gun control legislation.
- After getting a note thought to be associated with the Oklahoma bombing, Stevie thought it best to turn it over to the NRA first, and then maybe the FBI.
- He boldly voted “present” to the election of Boehner for Speaker, after the planned coup came up a vote short.
- His first reaction to Sandyhook was to introduce a bill ending “gun free zones”.
- He compared the President to Saddam Hussein on Fox, and was cut off.
- He argues that the President should be impeached for appointed a permanent head of the ATF by executive order.
- He’s bringing as his date to the State of the Union, Ted Nugent who has threatened the President, Hillary Clinton, Diane Feinstein, and Barbara Boxer, calling two of them bitches and whores.
Yeah, I think Stevie qualifies as NUT of the week, don’t you?
Meanwhile (such a great segue word doncha think?), The NRA is busy explaining to folks that listen to them (which means people who are already pretty darn crazy in the first place), how they can go about seceding from the United States, and then going to war with it. Such patriotism! The NRA did not write the following, but allowed it’s distribution at their latest NRA love fest in Wisconsin.
If you understand the Constitution you throw-up every single time you turn on the TV and hear about another thing or program the U.S. Government is ‘going to do for (TO) the American People’. This is a most heinous disease that can only be cured by the constitutional De-Centralized power of our home country of Wisconsin restoring our “supreme Laws” on our Federal public servants within our borders; OR otherwise by a combo Civil/Re-Revolutionary War with the very same goal to restore the Rule of OUR Laws on our elected, non-elected and wannabe elected Republican and Democrat Federal servants through the refreshment of the Tree of Liberty by its natural manure.
The trouble I have is that don’t these folks know that their target audience is fairly illiterate? I’m not sure they can read, let alone understand the message. They respond better to the Nugent method: “Get your guns! Kill them whores!” That they understand.
- After Threatening the President’s Life, Ted Nugent Rewarded with Ticket to the State of the Union (democraticunderground.com)
- Meet Rep. Steve Stockman, the moron who thinks Ted Nugent is a ‘patriot’ (dailykos.com)
- WorldNetDaily’s “Most Important Woman in the last 100 Years” Phyllis Schlafly (illinoisreview.typepad.com)
- “Sarah Palin: A political obituary.” (althouse.blogspot.com)
- The End Of Sarah Palin As We Never Wanted To Know Her (tbogg.firedoglake.com)
- Palin Plans to ‘Shake Up the GOP Machine’ and Perhaps the Next Two Elections (askmarion.wordpress.com)
Funny you should bring up Sister Sarah. I just finished reading Sinclair Lewis’ IT CAN’T HAPPEN HERE, and I kept thinking to myself, “Buzz Windrip is like a male Sarah Palin!” And that’s scary.
Haven’t read that one! She ain’t done if she has anything to do with it, I’m sure !END
Ahh them dang Texans. I just wish that they’d secede and quit bugging the rest of the country. I repeat that they need to add a whole lot of chlorine to their gene pool. 😉
hahaha, Ya know I think you might be right. We might be better off without ’em…as long as my friends who live there MOVE… !END
I imagine if the loonies managed to secede, your friends would likely be more than willing to MOVE!
Larry Beck said:
You know of course that Texas Republicans will always come off stupid because it’s in their state party platform. They’re obligated to dumb themselves down.
Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority. SOURCE
Well that explains it all then doesn’t it? ROFL. !END
Wow, Sarah is just like Phyllis Schlafly. I never even thought of that. Except that Sarah has better hair.
Did you ever see Game Change? If not I highly recommend it.
Haven’t seen it yet, but sure looking forward to it. WorldnetDaily says Phyllis is the most important women in the last 100 years. Now that’s an endorsement! lol !END
Hey! Nice new format here! I’ve been reading in email and haven’t visited your actual territory lately. Very cool! (And the Sarah photo at the top is out of this world. Can I say that?)
Yes you can Shannon.Thanks for the thumbs up on the blog theme. My husband is so happy I change my blog all the time, rather than the furniture! lol !END
Snoring Dog Studio said:
Find x – that was hilarious! And now Ted Nugent is being called a “conservative pundit.” REALLY? He’s just an old right wing nut who desperately longs for attention. Kiss 2016 goodbye, Republicans, cuz you’re still wallowing in a cesspool of stupid.
Just when you thought they might start acting sane, they act even crazier. Proof that they are in fact nuttier than fruitcake. !END