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I may be reasonably optimistic about next Tuesday, but I am heeding the warnings.

What warnings you ask?

Why those trumpeted by all this brilliant Rightie-Tightie types who are sure that Armageddon, nuclear holocaust, civil insurrection, anarchy, or general downright pissyness is in store should Obama be defeated.

What you say? The gun-totin’, Bud-swilling, butt-crack showin’ Teabuggery crew is gonna explode in violence should the dark one be unseated?

No silly. It’s us! The 47%’ers, who are nothing more than money-grubbing, socialist-leaning, welfare wallowing, takers! We are gonna rise up with our pitchforks (or the urban equivalent) and make war upon the Republican world for taking away our cushy lifestyles. You know, the ones we now enjoy thanks to the socialistic provisions like social security, medicare, Medicaid, unemployment pay, welfare, food stamps, PELL grants, and anything else stamped with a big fat F for FREE. Cuz the GOP is takin’ it away, and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

So, just to be safe, I’m preparin’ myself to go on a shooting spree, and I’m gonna take aim at all those MERR-SAAAA-DEEE’S BENDS that my girl Janis sang about. Lord didn’t give me one, so I’m taken one on  my own.

Now, I did not learn all this by my own sweet smellin’ brain operation, I want you to know. I learnt it from those fine fuzzy minds that I so have grown to love over the years.

Case in point.

Joseph Farah.

Now, Joe, (his friends call him Joe and I do so feel friendly toward him), Joe says that should the President win, life in this world will be simply unlivable. He says the following is absolutely certain to follow:

There may not be another free and fair election in America.

I would expect due process to go the way of the horse and buggy.

I think he will move to shut down and destroy all independent media.

In fact, I think his biggest critics will be rounded up in the name of national security.

So, you know, right-thinking good Americans must do whatever it takes to make sure that don’t happen. I mean make sure the great tanned man is defeated. That sure sounds a lot worse than me co-opting a car for goodness sake!

But oh my, if he does lose, then the worstest of all things will happen:

Nobody less than Bryan Fischer says this, and you know he is never wrong.

Now this is all beginning to look a lot like damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

This is probably why there is virtually a run on anti-hallucination medicine everywhere in the US. The GOP is gobbling up those pills like no tomorrow, trying to maintain some sort of reality based sanity in what can only be described as pure puke insanity.

To win or not to win? That is the question. Tis it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortitude. . . .? Hamlet didn’t know, and I sure don’t either.

But either way, I think it mighty fine advice to get ready for a few bubbles to burst, a few heads to explode, and that the only meaningful head movement may end up being side to side, an equivocator’s dream you must admit.

No more stable and even-headed human than Billo the Clown, weighed in on the troubling upsurge in Democratic-violence sounding with this:

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I want the Republican Party to know if your voter suppression throughout this beautiful country enables Romney to oust Barack Obama, we will burn this (EXPLETIVE DELETED) town.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: If the Republicans steal this election, I’m going to track down Mitt Romney and give him the world’s biggest (EXPLETIVE DELETED) punch.


O’REILLY: That first woman who was swearing 97 years old. And that spot was helped out by our pal Michael Moore. So now, the far-left is threatening violence if President Obama loses the election. That’s what they are doing with old ladies.

Now, Billo goes on to say that the Democratic party isn’t responsible for MoveOn, but he’s now “uneasy” about the direction of the Democratic Party, and if you vote for Obama, you accept these “loons” as part of the party. Furthermore, the President’s failure to repudiate them, makes him “culpable” to “some” degree.

Yes, old women are certainly dangerous aren’t they? We are “turning” old ladies into suicide bombers? Ya think?

So, I’m not taking chances, no sirree. I’m preparing. Either to defend myself, or to go out hunting me some GOP’ers who are takin’ away my guv’mint dole. Billo after all, wouldn’t mislead me would he? No, certainly not.

I’m thinking that the almost best thing in the world is to not give a shit and be say, Norwegian, and just sit and watch 300+ million people go completely wiggers. I hear Iceland is tired of being in the cold and will offer up the entire island as a lunatic bin for Americans. After all, the land is still worth something. Negotiations are beginning with Native Peoples.

I’m prepared. Are you?

More proof that the Right is Right, and Up is Down and Left is Right, and Oh cry me a river woncha?

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