1. Within a couple of decades, Merika is gonna be more “colored” than not. More brown, more black, more ABW (anything but white).
2. White dudes have traditionally not had a good record of making nice with people who are OTW (other than white).
3. White dudes figure their “way of life” is in deep poo in the coming years.
4. Solution: gain control of them “others” right now, and force/train/indoctrinate them into “acting” white so we can still live like we “always have.”
5. Wrap all your evil machinations in words like freedom, the Constitution, Founding Fathers, God-given, liberty, free market capitalism, and call all stuff you don’t like, commie, fascist, socialistic, Islamofascist, European, alien, nanny-state dependence. Got it?
The Romney Horror Picture Show continues as our boy Willard continues to scoot further and further right in order to be “Mr. Conservative” or as he now calls it “severely Conservative.”
And worst of all, the conversation is not about the economy any more, but about social issues. And Ricky forces Willard to be more homophobic, and more anti-contraceptive with each passing day.
And in one week, the GOP has managed to offend the gay community and women in general. Not that they haven’t offended before, but they really went out of their way.
Don’t tell them that “it’s the economy stupid,” cause they like to talk about sex a LOT.
That would be Newt, Ricky, Ron and Mitt.
They thought they might make a play for the mentally challenged.
Until somebody pointed out, that such folks probably don’t vote.
But, back stage, they still light to delight in the fantasy that they are super heroes, so they dress up.
They vehemently reject being called cross-dressers however.
Vehemently.
Vehemently. Seriously.
Democrats are serious bummed about one thing though.
The Republicans hold the record for the world’s longest held orgasm.
Yes they do.
It’s called CPAC.
And the crowning moment of ecstasy will be when Miss Sarah speaks. And they all wonder about what could have been. I mean they wonder, when they aren’t otherwise engaged with their “parts” doing stuff under the table with their junk.
I swear it’s true. Ask Ricky. He’s the head of Sex Matters.
Have you noticed that most of the panel discussions about the contraception mandate have been overwhelmingly male?
Are you aware that polling continues to show that women, Catholic or otherwise overwhelmingly favor contraception being part of a health care plan, whether offered in a secular business or one run by a religious organization?
Are you aware that some very savvy women are suggesting that the Obama administration is either incredibly lucky or they are brilliant in putting this forth where we could, (1) have a national conversation about whether a religious organization who receives federal monies under various grants, can deny coverage to the janitors, nurses, and teachers who wish it, and require they spend their own money? (2) declare a solution whereby the religious group is not required to pay for the coverage (3) require the insurance company to “pay” for the coverage when the insurance company is happy to comply because contraception coverage is a zero sum to them, prenatal and other pregnancy related services being vastly more expensive, (4) force the GOP to come out and virtually begin arguing that contraception is not a good thing, thus adding to their anti-women’s health persona, (5) come just in time to push Santorum to the front, thus forcing Romney to defense once again to stave off another challenger, pushing him even farther to the right, and thus setting up a perfect storm of crazy to run against? (6) and finally, proving to the great Independent voter that the GOP has little if any interest in jobs, but prefers to hang out with the tinfoil crew that is their base?
And tell me I shouldn’t love this election year?
Go ahead, tell me.
And with that, my dear friends, enjoy your weekend.
Related articles
- “Obama Punks the GOP on Contraception.” (althouse.blogspot.com)
- Obama riled up Republicans on contraception, and then delivers a knock-out punch. (tribuneofthepeople.com)
- President Obama Announces New Policy to Improve Access to Contraception (whitehouse.gov)
- CPAC Attendees Learn How to Pick Up Women, Gay Men [Cpac] (gawker.com)
- CPAC First Impressions (thedailybeast.com)
“Solution: gain control of them “others” right now, and force/train/indoctrinate them into “acting” white so we can still live like we “always have.”
I’ve seen this happening in spades with the anti-abortion and anti-LGBT movements, which have couched their rhetoric in racial terms. Outside of some tokens, how successful this strategy has been is debatable.
“The Republicans hold the record for the world’s longest held orgasm … CPAC.”
Well, CPAC and the Values Voters Summit. They’re both self-congradulatory, right-wing lovefests that induce migraines in non-wingnut observers.
“Have you noticed that most of the panel discussions about the contraception mandate have been overwhelmingly male?”
YES, and it’s insane. Once again, overbearing men are trying to make decisions about women’s bodies without women’s input. Don’t let them.
Oh, and that baby panda is awesome.
Agreed Ahab, they are winning the crazies, but then they pretty much always had them and losing the middle which they must get in order to win. I do think they have not a clue that in the end, they are led to the precipice and then they jump off, unable to see how far the drop actually is. It must be giving Boehner and McConnell fits. Every time they think they have him, he escapes their clutches once again. Too funny.
Loved the Tea Party concoction cartoon at the top. Have a great weekend Sherry.
you too!
I’ve never seen a more insane Republican party. Really, I haven’t. They tried to demonize Obama by telling Americans that he was assaulting religious freedom, while neglecting to appreciate that women, their constituents, too, would benefit from this decision. Romney is going to win the nomination and not one of the Republicans will have a clear idea who this man is and what he’ll actually do if he wins. The world has gotten too bizarre for me lately.
I agree SDS. And Romney continues to move more and more right, and that will be used against him. The middle will recoil, I think at his positions, even when realizing that they are positions of convenience. In the end, nobody has a clue if he believes in anything other than that he should be president.
Hey…You’re making us old white dudes look bad. Wonder what your resident old white dude thinks?
The first cartoon pretty much sums it up when it comes to the Tea Craziness going on in this country.
haha, the Contrarian raises his head to defend old white dudes from time to time. He sometimes lays the blame on old white ladies. I allow that now and then.
The teaparty is the orchestrator of its own demise I think.
WHAT !!!! Titles are pretentious??????? But, see, I AM the KING of Lower BoHunkia….. and I am not pretentious, though I am a bit nauseous, mostly, I think because of the spinach &feta pizza I ate last night. Anywayz…. I like my title… I bestowed it on me all by myself and frankly,,,, I have grown to like it. Tomorrow I will take my power and privilege and invade Upper BoHunkia…..
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Go for it. Your governor is a nut.
Were you aware?