This years attendees seem to be particularly numerous especially from the “dictatorship” category, as many now deposed autocrats are looking for a refresher course in “how to dupe all the people all the time.”
We scurried in and grabbed a program of seminars that are hot this conference:
- Dissembling: The Art of the Dodge
- Slight of Hand: as in Where are the Jobs?
- Perfecting the Non-Answer and Redirecting the Discussion to Banalities
- How to Spot the Lazy Mark
- Methodology in Fear Tactics and Creation of the Other to Blame
- Developing and Massaging the Greedy Publisher: Lies Sell!
- Staying on Message: The Art of Lying
Prominent speakers at this conference are listed as:
- Sarah Palin “How I Turned My Lack of Knowledge into Big Bucks”
- Newt Gingrich: “Creating Nice Sounding Organizations that Pay YOUR Bills!”
- David Barton: “You Too Can Re-Create Your Country’s History with These Easy Steps” CD’s and books available!
- Muammar Qadaffi: “Secreting Billions for That Future Retirement”.
- Brian Fischer: “Finding the Target: Who to Hate?”
- Panel Discussion by perennial favorites: Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh–“How to be Svengali At the Workplace or Any Where You Want Control”
Yes folks, and a time will be had by all.
I suppose it was inevitable. That little report from CERN that perhaps a certain type of neutrino might, (possible) go faster than the speed of light, long believed to be as fast as anything could go, has brought out the usual crazies.
Climate change deniers ponder, if Einstein might be wrong about relativity, then perhaps plug in your favorite scientists might be wrong about plug in your favorite “wrong” science.
This has led to the Twitter hash tweet: #WSJscience, where in, the WSJ stands for Wall Street Journal and the idiot Robert Bryce. Apparently all manner of funny tweets have been produced, so head over to Twitter and look it up and enjoy the fun.
“If serious scientists think that Einstein might be wrong about relativity, then we might have to rethink whether the sun revolves around the earth.”
Which all suggested to me that it might be fun to visit the antithesis of rational thought, Conservapedia and see some of these items of misinformation.
The scientific evidence points to a young age of the earth and the universe. The biblical creation organization Creation Ministries International published an article entitled 101 evidences for a young age of the earth and the universe, that provides much of the scientific evidence in support of a young Earth. (prominently cited as proofs are St. Irenaeus and Arthur C. Clark, the science FICTION writer.)
Creationist research is having a global effect that is worrying the atheists and secularists of this world. They have had it all their own way for over a century but things are slowly changing. For almost twenty-five years now, Journal of Creation has been publishing cutting-edge creationist research that has been fueling the war against evolution, creating little fires all around the world, including Great Britain. (This from Creation Ministries Int’n, and references to “Evolutionists Stumped Confused and Dumbfounded by 15 questions!” a YouTube entry)
Creation science shows that dinosaurs lived in harmony with other animals, (probably including in the Garden of Eden) eating only plants; that pairs of each dinosaur kind were taken onto Noah’s Ark during the Great Flood and were preserved from drowning; that many of the fossilized dinosaur bones originated during the mass killing of the Flood; and that possibly some descendants of those dinosaurs taken aboard the Ark are still around today. (Yep, you just turn left at Albuquerque, and head to Middle Earth. Watch for Hobbits crossing!)
- Modern feminists:
- never wanted gender equality; they want power for the female left
- in movies, falsely portray the men as inherently evil, dumb or incompetent, and the women as inherently good, smart or competent (note that this conflicts with gender equality)
- pretend that there are no meaningful differences between men and women when that advances liberal causes (e.g., women and men equally in military combat, to weaken the U.S. military), but reject equality when that results in more money to women (e.g., VAWA funding of women’s groups)
- oppose chivalry and even feign insult at harmless displays of it (see battle between the sexes)
- view traditional marriage as unacceptably patriarchal
- belittle and mock other women who desire to have children or raise a family
- shirk traditional gender activities, like baking
- support affirmative action for women
- prefer that women wear pants rather than dresses, presumably because men do
- seek women in combat in the military just like men, and coed submarines
- refuse to take her husband’s last name when marrying
- believe marriage implies female servitude when it is in fact a mutual bond
- distort historical focus onto female figures, often overshadowing important events (Eg: Henry VIII’s wives take precedence in common knowledge to his actual reign.)
- often condemn the God-Given order of gender roles, as laid out in the Holy Bible
- object to being addressed as “ma’am,” or feminine nicknames such as “sweetheart” or “honey”; object to other female-only names, such as “temptress”
- take offense at grammatical rules of the English language, like using the pronoun “he” when referring to a hypothetical/anonymous person, or phrases like ‘fireman’ and ‘stewardess.’
- support of the homosexual agenda (why I’m sending in my KitchenAid mixer this very moment. The stuff about men being inherently dumb is mostly true, but I will change my name back to my maiden name. What WAS I thinking. Dusting off my Feminist membership card even as we speak.)
- Liberal creep is liberal biasthat gradually creeps or distorts an entry, definition, explanation, description, or historical account.Former Utah state Sen. Bill Wright may have been the first to coin this term in spring 2008 when he “warned of liberal creep — the ‘education of indoctrination‘ — in which the media peddle “socialism and programs. We have been so dumbed-down, so indoctrinated with all this information we’re in a haze; we can’t see through it. We must find out for ourselves.”Examples of liberal creep include:
- Ronald Reagan left the White House with the best approval ratings of any president, up to that time, at the end of his term, yet the media and history books have since relentlessly tried to downplay and distort his political achievements.
- Reverse to the above example, Bill Clinton  left office after a failed impeachment attempt on perjury charges, yet liberal creep ensures that this is downplayed and distorted.
- Many early scientists such as Isaac Newton and Galileo Galilei were heavily influenced by Christianity and would never have made their important discoveries without their faith in the Lord Almighty, yet that faith has since been downplayed in liberal atheistic public school textbooks and Wikipedia. 
- The ferocity and savageness of the Native Americans towards American settlers has gradually been downplayed, while the relocation of the Cherokee has been gradually inflated to the point that some liberal textbooks treat it as an atrocity comparable to the Holocaust. Similarly, there has been an increase in denial of the many technological and spiritual improvements the settlers brought to previous inhabitants. (gosh I feel all creepy now. The antithesis of Liberal Creep: Conservative Hate)
New Conservative Terms:
- Drive-by media: liberal MSM assault on Conservative and GOP values and principles, deceitful attacks
- fleebaggers: deceitful Democrats who deny their sworn duties for political gain.
- Hoax and Chains: Keynesian economics (as opposed to trickle down)
- manufactured outrage: fake Democratic anger used to pursue an agenda
- schlockumentary: documentaries based on half-truths and lies
- refudiate: combination of refute and repudiate as “coined” by Sarah in 2010
Oh gosh, one could go on, but my sides are splitting. Is it any wonder the right-wing TeaNutz® are ignorant? Enjoy your Saturday.