Bryan Fischer, budget, economy, environment, Eric Cantor, global warming, Individual Rights, Islamophobia, Michele Bachmann, teabaggers
Imagine what THAT must be like? Being crazy as the proverbial loon, and having nary a clue.
I feel, in the name of good consciousness, I should have to tell ’em. I really do. It’s a moral thing. A person has a right to know they are not playing with a full deck.
Case in point.
Bryan Fischer, that homophobic/Islamophobic, all around provider of hate. He’s crazy. Batshit, Wonka, nutzo, drooling and showing us his nasty privates kinda crazy.
You don’t believe me?
Well, okay, I’ll prove it to ya.
In his radio broadcast of only yesterday, picklebrain Bryan talked about a Pew poll that said that half of all Muslims think of themselves as Muslim first and Americans second. Being no dummy in his empty skull, he fully admitted that Christians pretty much do the same thing, think of themselves as Christian first and Americans second.
But when you are crazy as a 42-year-old male in Louisiana claiming that he is Napoleon Bonaparte returned from the dead, well then that gets interpreted this way:
It’s not a problem when a Christian says that. For the Christian to say “I am a Christian first and an American second,” that’s what we all ought to say. Our ultimate allegiance is not to country, not to the Constitution, it’s to God and the Scripture. If you have to make a choice between the two, we must obey God rather than man.
But when a Christian says “I’m a Christian first and an American second,” the fact that he is a Christian first, he’s got devotion and allegiance to Jesus Christ means he’s going to be a better American. He’s going to be an asset to his country, he’s going to love his country, he’s going to become more fervent in his patriotism. His love for his country and for its traditions are going to deepen because those traditions are rooted in the soil of the Judeo-Christian tradition.
Now if you have a Muslim, on the other hand, that says that – “I am a Muslim first and an American second” – look out! Because that indicates his ultimate devotion is to the Quran, it’s to Allah, it’s to Muhammad. It’s not to Jesus Christ, it’s not to the Judeo-Christian tradition, it is not to American values and American tradition and American history and American heroes – it is to Allah and Allah tells him to slay the idolaters wherever you find them.
So the more devout a Muslim gets, the more of a threat he becomes to America’s national security.
And that dear friends, qualifies Mr. Fischer as being crazier than 95% of the patients in Bellevue.
Case in point 2:
In 2004, Eric Cantor asked for federal funds to help his hurricane ravaged state. Some time after than, Eric (I am more important than John) Cantor, forget what little he ever knew. Sharing the common TeaNutz® drool cup, Eric the crazy CANNOT sing that tune in 2011. So it comes out, we want aid, if we can offset it with cutting something somewhere.
Cantor you can’t become Speaker that way. I think your constituency is already lookin’ about for a new representative. You’re not playing with even half a deck there Eric the Cant.
Case in point 3:
Michele Bachmann. Oh hell, why bother. She’s too obvious, and let it not be said that I have no compassion for the crazy among us. It was God. . .No it was only a joke. . .No it was God. I’m lying, or I’m not.
Case in point 4:
The TeaNutz®. They are most all of ’em crazy as seals at a polar bear party. I mean it. And if you don’t believe me on that one, than please go read wearerespectablenegroes interview with “Whiteness.”
It will all sound so eerily familiar to ya. And you will whisper for the men in white jackets with the funny jacket that has the strings attached to the sleeves, and the refrain, “they’re coming to take me away haha, heehee, ho-ho. . .”
Case in point 5:
There is a squirrelly fellow by the name of Dr. E. Calvin Beisner, and he runs a “Christian environmental think tank”. Read anti-global warming. He claims that the folks protesting at the White House against the Canadian pipeline are “violating scripture” and are just publicity seekers.
How so you ask?
Why, scripture is quite clear:
“They profess to believe the Bible,” he points out. “Well, the Bible tells them that they’re supposed to obey the governing authorities unless those governing authorities either require them to do what God forbids or forbids them to do what God requires — and that has not happened. So they are actually disobeying scripture by doing this.”
Sumpin’ tells me that old Cal wouldn’t be singing that tune when it comes to go old “American” teabagger protestin’ now would he?
And Case in Point, 6 and last but never the least of the crazies:
The US Congress, except for a few Dems here and there:
Religion and anti-environmentalism are a toxic mix!
I find it so odd Ahab. I have never gotten a very satisfactory answer from fundies as to why they are so opposed to environmental care. Their answers seem quite flimsy to me.
That Fischer’s just an asshole. There, I said it.
Bachmann wants to drill the everglades now, somehow not realizing that her Floridian TeaNut constituents would not be so please with this idea. Also, y’know, not so much fossil fuels under the everglades, duh; even Florida Congressman West said he will straighten her out about that. Where are all these unbelievably stupid women coming from these days? It’s embarrassing!!! Also: Bachmann? Asshole. There, said that too.
Cantor, I won’t bother saying it ’cause we already know.
I can’t even make out what those Beisner convolutions are supposed to mean. Was he speaking in tongues, or something? Maybe he had his mouth full. Of bullshit. From someone’s asshole.
Ha! Sorry for the potty mouth, Sherry. I’m just so sick of these people and their nonsense.
It’s amazing the planet doesn’t implode from all the bullshit that falls from the mouths of these nutz.
Anthony Kalnoky said:
The Welsh Law definition of Lunatic, now called Mental Case as explained in the Wikki Preciselly descibes the GOOP Candidates, and their idealogy and plans, The OProblem is too many of their supporters think they’re realiostic. Of course, Hitler’s supporters thought so also. They believed Nazi Propaganda the same way GOP/Tea supporters do: Say Lies often enough and many will soon believe it is Truth: Hitler’s Propaganda Chief about 1938.
Anthony Kalnoky said:
(Welsh Law Legal definition of Lunatic a century ago……….)
Yep…the inmates are certainly running the asylum. I especially love the “it’s OK to be a Christian American, but not a Muslim American argument. I mean like duhhh….If you’re not a Christian, how can you be an American?
How these people keep their contradictory brains from exploding is beyond me.
Anthony Kalnoky said:
Lunatics think their thinking is Normal, that’s how.
that they do Tony, that they do.
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Anthony Kalnoky said:
Re “Let Them Know”. I walked up to New Catholic (“Convert”) Newty Gingrich, Front Row, in the 5th Biggest Church in World Basillica of the Immaculate Conception, DC, after major Mass, waiting after everyone else gave their admiration, and told him Moderatelly “Newt, you Need to Stop False Personal Attacks, Lying, and Persional Immorality”. He HAD reached out his hand, I walked away. He seemed Speechless. His security was nearby; I Coolly Delivered The Catholic Morality Message without their knowledge.
Oh Tony, I surely wish I had been there! Good for you. Newt is nothing but a con artist, and people continue to give him money to support his lifestyle. Quite a scam. Glad you publically called him on it.