budget, Glenn Beck, GOP, John Boehner, media wackos, Planned Parenthood, Prosser, teabaggers, voter fraud, Wisconsin
Where to begin! It’s another freakin’ frackin’ Friday, and the world has gone mad. Well, not much more so than usual. But you know, some days, one’s patience simply has limits. Or as they say, “dang gum it, they went on stepped on my last nerve.”
Leading off the lunacy challenge is none other than perennial tin-hat man, Glenny Beckster. Now Glenn, safely put aside by the newsless entity ironically called Fox News, is ‘splainin’ himself real clear.
Why Glenn really never wanted that old job at Fox in the first place. He never expected to stay for goodness sake. He is like Paul Revere, who had to get off his horse and actually go fight the revolution, not just warn people atop his horse for-ev-a.
And get this, Apocalypse man says that us liberals are gonna be “crappin’ our pants soon and turning to Jesus and spending our time on our knees alternately calling for Jesus to save us and begging Foxy to re-instate the Beckster who will have been proven cor-rect across the board. He predicts that this will happen in a year, to this date. That is April 8, 2012.
Meanwhile, his cult followers will be hanging on every word, ready to champion his view of the world at 210° from level. Don’t expect Becky to go quietly into the night. Naw, he’s gonna do the pied-piper kinda thing. And when his cult goes over the cliff, well it won’t be such a big loss will it? After all, there are One too many STOOPID people today.
Can’t say if it’s true, but we hear John cry-me-a-river Boehner is doing some of the tears again. He has decided to do the right thing by himself and tie himself to the wagon train known as the TeaParty Train of STOOPID. It now all comes down to the fact that the Democrats have agreed to the amount of the budget cuts, but Pense and the lunatics have a rider than one of the cuts has to be PPH.
Now, Boehner wants none of this, but as I said, he decided his own salvation at the temple of Tea is more important than the WHOLE DAMNED COUNTRY, so a shutdown is a comin’ they say. As we reported yesterday, PPH funding is almost exclusively for health screenings. And of course, this has nothing to do with budget cuts, and nothing to do with JOBS, oh did you forget John that that is what you were gonna do if given the House? Whew, well I guess when you spend half your day in the tanning booth, somethin’s gotta give. Instead of creating jobs, Boehner orchestrates a huge loss of employment for a million or more government employees. Way to go John!
So, I say, that the Beckian cult should move over on the cliff, cuz the TeaWagons are comin’ on over too. That’s won’t be too much of a loss will it? After all, there is just one too many STOOPID people today.
Yesterday, in Wisconsin, the challenger for Justice Prosser’s seat was ahead with all votes counted, by over 200 votes, which would make a recount automatic. Foxy Noise was busily grousing about “reports of voter fraud” in the way they always do with when “wrong” candidate wins. Suddenly, this just in, a miraculous number of votes were “found” and gave the victory for Prosser with a more than 7,000 lead.
County clerk Kathy Nickolaus claims it was her mistake. But things are indeed fishy. Ms. Nickolaus, who previously worked for Prosser, had been heavily criticized for her failure to update to new equipment used throughout the state,and for keeping results on her own private computer. This same woman was, years ago, granted immunity from prosecution in electioneering irregularities in which a number of people were ultimately indicted.
And then, to top it off, she has been guilty of election mistakes in like about three previous elections where she made mistakes, sometimes giving the victory to the “wrong” person.
FOX is not talking about voter fraud any more. Gosh, I’m surprised. Aren’t you?
No doubt we haven’t seen the last of this one. Make room at the cliff! This woman may soon be running full tilt for the edge. And couldn’t we take the loss? After all, there is just one too many STOOPID people today.
And to finish things off. Today is a day that will go down in the annals of recorded time, as the day of birth of my beloved, the Contrarian. Today said husband is 61 years old. He spent yesterday in his barca lounger lamenting his loss of youth, and today he sits and contemplates, as he says, his sudden wisdom.
He is definitely not part of this post title. He is not heading over any cliff; he is one fo the good guys.
Happy Birthday Parker! Many. Many, Many more, my love.
- Katy S: Oops! Republican Clerk’s 7,500 Extra Votes for Prosser | The Progressive (progressive.org)
- Corrected tally in Waukesha County gives Prosser 7500-vote edge – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (news.google.com)
- Glenn Beck’s Brain (the1955hudson.com)
- Jon Stewart’s Definitive Glenn Beck Parody on Beck Leaving His Show (VIDEO) (themoderatevoice.com)
- Boehner Cries Amid Shutdown Showdown (blogs.abcnews.com)
- Fight over Planned Parenthood money blocking deal to avert federal government shutdown (oregonlive.com)
- Abortion, Spending Divide Leaders Trying to Avert Shutdown (businessweek.com)
When I was a kid I lived in Utah, and the Boy Scouts was taken over by Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (FLDS Church). This, so called religion, practices underage polygamy, they send the boys off on missions to divide the underage sisters among the dirty old men of the clan. Now when these underage girls get pregnant, these same dirty old men, send them to the state to get their welfare checks . You should see some of the palace homes that are paid with welfare checks (not on just one of course). By the way this is the newest religion that was made right here in United States of America, I guess their also in AZ, CA, NM, TX, NV, CO, OK.
Glenn Beck’s comments on Japan as being a sign from GOD is trash talk, kicking them when they are down, would he say the same if a terrible thing happened to himself or his family? When someone hides behind religion to do or say something we know is wrong we should stand up and point it out (right the Wrong).
Someone should question Glenn Beck if this was a sign from GOD or just stuff that happens.
The polygamist branch of Mormonism is awful in my opinion. Because they don’t take on women who are adult and have choices, they prey on children who then grow up knowing no other way. It’s child abuse, plain and simple to me.
I agree with your comments regarding Beck.
Happy Birthday Parker – I can’t decide which of you is luckier. Anyway, this age thing has all kinds of upsides which I expect to identify any moment now . . . .
Sherry – the picture! wow, the picture!
lol…I assume you mean the baby pic? lol..I’m the luckier by the way! haha…
Happy birthday Contrarian!
The 1955 Hudson said:
Happy Happy Birthday to Parker!! Tell him that is life is just getting ready to start — Cruces in a year — Beautiful mountains, very mild winters, nice sunny non-humid days and quiet and beauitful desert all around.
Sherry— honey you know I agree with all that you express. Just emailed you my latest rant on msnbc.com re: Trump and all the rest of the crazies.
Now I’m going to relax and do laundry:-))
I’ll pass it along Jerry, and will look for the email..hahaha…
Middle Seaman said:
Parker baby, you are young. Or as they say in Yiddish, zuzik.
It is about time we all get used to the fact that the Repubs are not only love the rich and will anything they can to help them, but they also vehemently hate the poor and the middle class. Ryan’s, it’s official GOP mantra, wants to eliminate Medicare fully aware that 50 million have no insurance and senior will not have it either. In very simple terms: Ryan wants to kill old people and use the money for the rich. He is planning a holocaust.
Middle, Repubs don’t hate the Poor and Middle Class, I submit; they Love Transferring their worth to the Top 6%. Trickle down proven not to work, so why not Gush Up to the Ver Richest!!!.
Yep, I think the GOP thinks they have control of things now through corporate power, and are no longer afraid to simply state their intentions. We are to be nothing more than slave labor. I suspect it will not happen. Even the loathsome Teabuggers have to wake up someday and see who the real enemy is. At least I hope so.
Middle, The Teabaggers and beckers Love to rob Taxpayer money from the Poorest to Enrich the Richest 2% And the Most Profitable Zero Taxes Oil, co’s, etc., Etc. Know GE has not paid Taxes for DECADES, and they get Tax Money Support!. Reagan and GWBush/Chaney agenda, Not changed by Obama.
// too many stoopid people//…
pppffft there is always room for one more…. see, that’s why I COME HERE… just to prove it!!
The term “elderly” isn’t the word,
For Parker, no, that’s much too absurd.
Though his birthday’s today,
If you asked, he would say,
The word “youngster” is greatly preferred.
youse guys have a good time!!!
ahahah…you are far from stupid my dear friend.
Correction I: Happy Birthday Contrarian!! (Whose the Parker?) ____________________________________________ Correction II: Beck/GOP/Teabaggers are not for ‘rich people’; they are 100% The RICHEST 2-6%, And Biggest Profits Biggest Companies. ___________________________________________ 3rd Note: It is People Programs for the poorest/middle class they want to Keep Federal Aide from. _____________________________________________ And # 4: Privatize Social Programs like Bus lines from Public Benefits to For Profit Only. Dotto Postal Service: UPS and Fed Express Only. GWBush asked famously why Bus Lines are not All For Profit. ______________________________________________________________________________________GOP Insiders KNOW how to ‘win’ elections they Lose: 3 Floriada counties with GOP Registrars ‘found Hundreds of ‘incomplete (Illegal) Absentee Ballots they Illegally ‘corrected’ to Republican Votes; No ‘defective Democrat votes. The U.S. Supreme Court ordered Terminate Florida Vote Recounts, (While GW Bush was ahead by 87 Florida Votes; Al Gore needed ONE ELECTORAL Vote morem, in the Election He Won. GW Bush was Not Voted into Office; Republican key Operatives Falselly and Illegally ‘fixed things’, Same as the Wisconsin Vote is FALSELLY Changed. Clinton/Gore/Obama Never had FULL Investigation, Prosecution. Obama is not Principled enough to prosecxute anybody, or even Criticize anyone, except “Professional Liberals”. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Age is a figment of Imagination: It’s not Years since nativity. I’m Suppose to be 70, but I never grew up.
I’ll pass it along Tony, And you are most right.. I think the election was full of fraud…This woman is anothing but a party hack and stupid to boot.
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