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Hey, come on in. Glad you could make it. Jeb and Mick are her, and Lucinda is on her way.
Oh, thanks for bringin’ some nice snacks. Oh, pork rinds! Dang, those things play havoc with my dentures. I got some Bud in the fridge, and Jeb brought some boxed wine.
Depends® in the bathroom, both girl and boy sizes.
Okay, did everybody watch Glenn last night? Thought we might discuss that thing about those Mooslim brothers in Egypt and how they are gettin’ in here in the US. Gonna start lookin’ for that ShurrEa Law comin’ any day now. What with old Barack HUSSEIN Obomber sneakin’ around lettin’ ’em set up their filthy mosques all over dang creation. God’s wrath will come, and strike down these filthy libtard Marxist-commies.
So, what’s everyone got to say?
My Sacred Honor
Posted on February 1, 2011 at 9:08pm
I saw this entire show and was thinking the same thing a week ago, projecting a domino effect to first take all the muslim nations, then the EU, then finally America after the UN, under BHO’s oversight, to “try” to take our guns. I PRAY that our military leaders take notes from this quarter-million person rally today where the Egyption military allowed the protestors in to the square. I pray our military leaders know the difference between a “lawful” and “unlawful” order, and act as gentlemen and keeping their sacred oath to ALL Americans! Gonna be a LOT more to this in the coming months, let us all pray for the best….prepare for the worst.
Semper Fi and “I swear to protect the Constitution of the United States against ALL enemies, foriegn AND domestic.”
Sacred Honor: You know what I pray? I pray some one comes into your room soon and gives you your meds, and realizes that large doses of Glenn Beck only serve to increase your paranoid dementia. Hope your kids visit you often!
fertlmind
Posted on February 1, 2011 at 9:40pm
Or this,…
Mr. Predident,…in what year did you join the Muslim Brotherhood.
Remember Barry went to Harvard,…you have to be a little sneaky when you ask the question.
fertlmind: Some one needs to be a little sneaky in giving you some metamucil so you can get rid of all that blockage in your brain. It’s little fertl with crazy notions.
jzs
Posted on February 1, 2011 at 11:07pm
Friends, I am finally beginning to see things clearly after listening to Glenn Beck! As he says in the video, Muslims and Muslim organizations are infiltrating America, trying to spread their oppressive religion in our country and throughout the world. Christianity seeks the same goals, but Christianity is good and Islam is bad.
Beyond those who have freely chosen Islam as their religion, Democrats and liberals also have infiltrated the populace with the sole intent of overthrowing our country and establishing a dictatorship in America, despite the filibuster. And they are under the control of Piven, an obscure academic I’d never have heard of were it not for Beck. And don’t forget Soros, who also is pulling ever string he can to overthrow America.
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I’m doing what Glenn recommended today and am storing food, water and gun against the coming Apocalypse, the one he has foretold. I have a right to protect my family from these people!
jzs: Lord I’m so glad you finally found the truth. My parents indoctrinated me to become a flaming liberal/marxist/socialist/communist/islamic jihadist/oops Christian. How did that get in there? And that was 60 years ago, because they were soothsayers, and knew Barry’s mother, and George Soros contacted both sets of parents, and well, that’s how you build a conspiracy to explode in 60 years. And don’t forget the SPAM! Barry was really born in our basement in Michigan.
GONESURFING
Posted on February 2, 2011 at 5:43am
The enemy within is a real threat to America, and other western countries as well. Much of Europe is a lost cause already. Glenn Beck is a modern Paul Revere. Many good posts here too, keep up the good work.
Gonsurfing: Yes, you’ve gone all right, around the bend. But thanks for confirming for me what I already knew–The damn British are coming!
Angelacw
Posted on February 1, 2011 at 9:37pm
My husband and I were just saying this yesterday – A Herman Cain and Allen West ticket would get our vote. I am of course just a racist tea bagger.
Angelacw: Thanks for saving me from having to say it. I am just guessing, but I suspect you also keep Alan Keyes, Clarence Thomas and the white-washed version of Martin Luther King Jr., as further proof that you are “color” blind. Am I close?
ExpertShot
Posted on February 2, 2011 at 4:46am
You think he got into Harvard on his own merits? He can’t even put together an intelligent sentence w/out a teleprompter. He’s been groomed for many many years & had contacts in all the right places to pull strings for him to get into Harvard. I have a Mater’s degree & do you know how many IDIOTS there were in my granduate school program? There were people who didn’t know how to do basic things that I learned in my undergrad program…so don’t let anyone fool you that having a college degree means anything anymore. I know plenty who have a degree but (as my father always says) “don’t have enough sense to come out of a shower of s***”
ExpertShot: I know, Obama is such a idiot with words. Now George W., that was a guy with a velvet tongue. No way to top that. I understand the teleprompter was invented by the Muslim Brotherhood in anticipation that Barry would never be groomable to speak an intelligent sentence without one. As to your Mater’s (sic) degree from your granduate (sic) program? What was that in dude? Inquiring minds would like to know. And yeah, dude? We can see that you are right about college educations not being worth much any more. Truly we can!
Via Dolorosa
Posted on February 1, 2011 at 9:14pm
They’re letting them in because of satan – and the end days that we are now smack
in the middle of – check Daniel, and also Revelation in the Holy Bible (King James).
You can read what is coming like a script.
Via Dolarosa: Um, continue reading. Try reading some of Paul, he was saying pretty much the same thing over 2,000 years ago. And, well, so have a lot of other folks, reading the very same texts, down through the ages that is. You ever hear of the Millerites? But, do give away everything you own and stand up on the highest hill in your town. I hear February 23 at midnight might be the right time. Happy Twinkle time!
nineiron
Posted on February 2, 2011 at 1:57pm
He who hath an ear let him hear. Glen has the gift of disernment
Why are dumocrats always so blind to Gods will?
nineiron: Good job got deaf, dumb and blind in one post. When I figure out what “disernment” is I’ll let you know about Glen. Does God speak directly to you often?
empty13
Posted on February 2, 2011 at 8:35pm
actually it wouldnt be an issue if a. the current gummint didnt want the MB to get powerful and keep the rest of us on edge, and b. the gummint would stop letting all these jackasses come here and stay. the 1964 immivasion act must be repealed.
empty13: I guess it goes without saying that what is empty is your skull. Perhaps you should consider carrying your lunch in there.
Wasn’t that fun? I keep waiting for a Blaze post on Extraterrestrials. I just know that we’ll get some good testimonials out of that. Until next time, keep the tinfoil hat on tight ladies and gents. And Jack, I found these Viagras in the barcalounger last week where you had been sittin’. Gotcha a skirt there guy? You old dog you!
Existential Ennui 