Well, That Settles That. . .NOT!

Hey Jimbo, come on in, mind that door handle, it’s hangin’ by a thread. Ralph is stoppin’ off to get some Bud and Velma wanted some of those little cocktail weenies. Me, I got a can of pork ‘n beans and pork rinds.

Just push that stuff offa the couch there, and oh, that towel, cover up that spot there when you sit. Little Jennie’s bladder ain’t so good any more, but it’s dry.

Did ya hear? The boy in the White House, he done put out a real honest to goodness birth certifiCATE. Looks all legal and everything. What do you think?

Oh, here is Velma and she’s got Hyacinth with her. Would you mind changing to the chair there Jimbo, Hyacinth will bust that thing for sure if she sits on it. Hey, and there’s Ralph.

Well, let’s get down to our D-scussion shall we folks. What do you all think of this birthy paper?

My Hero-Allen West-click my name

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:45am

Have to say he may have actually caused this to happen as he was not going to go away on the issue. But in the end what does it matter. Is the certificate real? We will never know as being the POTUS would certainty give someone enough pull to make things appear and disappear at will.

Yeah I hear ya Allen West butt kisser. What in the end does it matter? Course you been sayin’ it mattered more than anything else. There isn’t a thing that anyone could produce that would convince you after all. Being that Allen West is your hero. Need anyone say more?

 

mikem1969

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:51am

This is not the original birth certificate. His birth name was Barry not Barack, so once again this still leaves the same questions, where is his ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE WITH HIS ORIGINAL BIRTH NAME?

Yeah Mike, where is the original? Where is your original? Are you a fake Mike? If you’ve never seen his original Mike, then how do you know what he birth name is? Mike, admit it, you were born in the country of denial.

 

Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:55am

Trump claims credit, and as predicted, the POTUS is using this matter to launch another set of irrelevent (sic) propaganda for his future destructive policies. Trump and Obama are BOTH progressives, and need to never be in the White House, or for Obama, never again.

Hey no time like the present to start a new conspiracy–Obama and Trumpy were in this together! Boy I do like the sound of this one. Conspiracies after all are free-floating ephemeral wisps of reality. Who predicted this? You? What exactly is the “set of irrelevant propaganda” you speak of? Come on admit it. . .you just hate him doncha?

randy

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:58am

Wake up people…..This was nothing but a side show put on by Obama.
And Trump was picked to play the lead role…
It’s not the real Birth Certificate. It is still only the Certificate of live birth.

I thought it was the long form you’ve been demanding? Oh, well it seems you have taken a sip from Snowleopard’s kool-aid. Is this really Wednesday? Or had Obama caused us all to sleep an extra twenty-four hours while he reset America’s clocks? I am suspicious I tell ya.

Blackhawk1

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:20am

Found something real interesting here.

How did Obama get a certificate numbered No. 151 – 1961 – 10641 and two twin girls were born the day after him and their numbers were No. 151 – 61 – 10637,No. 151 – 61 – 10638. Something stinks to high heaven here!

You are right, something stinks here. Did you put on any deodorant today? It’s all in the numbers. Hey, is your conspiracy numbered after the Obama-Trump conspiracy? Or is something stinking to high heaven about that?

Obama Snake Oil Co

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:47am

I would still like to know why it says race; African? I believe in the 60s, it would have negro……

Well, you just caught them red-handed now didn’t ya? And that would be Negro with no capital wouldn’t it? You little white trash in-ta-lect-chul.

ds7

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:51am

now he needs to explain his connecticut social security number. how he got into harvard? who paid for it? how does someone who is a lousy student go from occidental to columbia to harvard without ever accomplishing anything, and then become head of the student harvard law review without ever writing anything?

Yeah, and he sure better start explaining why he likes basketball better than baseball, and hamburgers which sound awfully European when you get right down to it, instead of hotdogs which are as everyone knows real American food. And while he’s at it, let him explain why he reads without his mouth moving. That’s a dead give-away of a NOT American.

Hadituptohere

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:57am

Where are the baby foot prints?

Preserved in the mud of a Hawaiian volcano of course. Geesh I thought everyone knew that.

GymCy81

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:41am

As a side question:
Did the typist of the certificate have the ability to change the size of the font?
Does it appear that the font size in the name row, is different than in the next row of information?

Perhaps a review and comparison of other certificates, at that time, could help to sort thru that question, and find the whole truth.

There are a lot more important issues and concerns in this country than this One.

Sherlock! you live! It’s a sure sign of a fake. Government typewriters don’t have font sizes! Somebody quick, analyze the ink!

buckj1013

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:14am

This again is the Cert of Birth and not the BIRTH CERTIFICATE. BC is much longer Dr name, etc; and is black background with white print from this hospital in 1961.

Right’o. Every knows its B before C except after. . .something. A certificate of birth is not a birth certificate. Anyone can see that!

US MARINE

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:33am

This is not the real BC – The real one notes Barry is a Caucasion, born of a white mother…

Are you a Caucasion (sic)? I thought it was supposed to be negro? Can you conspiracists all get on the same page PLEASE!

Fedup

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:56am

This one does not have the impressed seal… Just sayin.

His mother was 18. Perhaps that was what he was trying to hide. What was she doing at 17 years old in 1961 slutting around with a guy who was 8 years older?

You’re not a very good counter. Was she 17 or 18? Slutting? I think that maybe you are the slut. Just sayin.

chiefparker

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:58am

Now Mr. President, you’ll have to do something about that pesky “Natural Born Citizen” line in the US Constitution.

I guess you and all your law-degreeless friends will have to hash that out. Legal minds have real issues to contend with. Get a life.

redbone007

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:33am

Should the BC does not mention how much weight and size?

yeah, pretty fishy I’d say. How much does your brain weigh? Does it slosh a lot when you shake your head?

redbone007

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:38am

what a these numbers (low lighted, 8, 9, 9, 1, 0) next to the parents information?

Oh they are the numbers reserved for those not from this planet at all. In Hawaii 89910 designates the zip code for Sirius. Duh, everyone knows that!

Spooky George

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 11:09am

If this birth certificate was real it would mention he’s a communist. It’s clearly fake

I saw yours and it said, drooling idiot party.

branch manager

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:21am

This is not over by any means. We ain’t no dumy.

Yeah, actually I think ya are.

darkknight91

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:14am

Has anyone looked at the info on that thing? Besides the green pattern it’s printed on looking very strange, the serial number is later than the example shown on WND, yet his birth date is the day before said example. This is going to be fun…

Everyone knows that WorldNewsDaily is THE official place to go for truth. Here’s a flashlight DK, you’ve been in the dark too long.

Muetter

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 11:41am

Look how pristine that looks? That has never seen the light of day to be almost 50 yrs old with no signs of oxidation whatsoever! It can’t be real! (That will be the next conspiracy) Just sayin!

you betcha. And the Shroud of Turin–yeah, yeah, carbon dating! Get busy!

Charlie Justice

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:23am

Fine, but where was he CONCIEVED? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Now you are on to something there Charlie…Details, we want all the details…

American-first

Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:28am

Why does the right side of this thing look as if something is missing? Not saying it is fake but what is going on?

You noticed that too? It looks like something should be there, doesn’t it…perhaps a pineapple or a palm tree? Or maybe a menu?

 As always folks, all the above comments come to you courtesy of Blaze, that bastion of enlightened discussion run by Beck and his thunderbutts. There were no less than three “articles” so their internet servers wouldn’t jam up I guess. Scary thought–these folks have the right to vote.