Let’s Hear It for Louis the Lunatic!

Gohmert_Louis-Dummy-2Ah dang, he’s gone and done it again. Put me into a dilemma as to who is the dumbest TeaBibber of them all.

And I really really object to the poor elephant being subjected to association with this band of misfits. It’s, well, elephant abuse!

Anyway, Louis, cuz he’s dumb as a bag of hammers, finally let the cat out of the bag. (Like all those metaphors doncha?) What did he reveal unintentionally?

Oh what the REAL reason for the hoopla over gun safety is about. You see it’s not about the lil children and their safety. Nor the pregnant woman home with three squalling babes having to fend off sixteen rapist-mad snarling sub-humans. It’s not about protecting oneself from evil criminals. No, it’s never really been about that.

It’s all about protecting ourselves from the Evil man in the White House and his black ops helicopter crews and their drones come to ferret out the true Americans from all the takers in the land.

Yes old Louis says we need those big clips for ammo precisely because as you no doubt already know–you can’t take down a government drone with only a few bullets. It will take a BIG clip. And you just know it’s gonna happen. Why else have you bought all that camouflage gear?

Do you think anybody walks down the hall in Congress and sees Louis without snickering?

Oh, in case you didn’t have this information at the ready, Louis says it takes 50 bullets to accomplish the task. So buy accordingly.  And he got his info straight from some yahoo in Alabama or Georgia–the repository of all good solid knowledge in America.

One of the true joys of living a long time is the very real chance to see complete and utter butt asshats get theirs. No, I’m not vindictive. I don’t actively go out and try to get back at anybody who wrongs me or mine. I am utterly convinced that bad shit will eventually happen to bad people. It’s karma.

That seems to be what is happening at last to Karl Rove, the little dough boy who is sicker than your average serial killer. Karl has some more dirty crap that most people could do in seven lifetimes, and after wasting millions of dollars ($400 or more) in the last election, he’s trying to resurrect himself by blaming it all on the Tea Bibbers.

Now, I’d be the first to say that they are a major player in the joke that has become the GOP, some of it falls on dear old Karl himself and various other idiots from Grover Norquist, to Willard Romney, to the extreme right-wing religiosity gang. In any event, Karl wants you to think it’s the Tea Toters, and that it would be a good idea to give him more money so that he can rectify the good ship GOP.

To that end, he started his new super Pac, Conservative Victory Project, to make sure that none of those stupid Christine McDonnell and Ted Akin wannabe’s need apply to run for any office, especially for the House or Senate. Well, as you might assume, the afternoon tea sippers are a might testy at that, trying to limit the public’s right to nominate idiots.

Proving that there is no familial love within the party, plenty are suggesting that it’s time for old Karl to jump back inside his biscuit tube and roll away. Preferably to an underground cave somewhere in the middle of North Dakota.

Ahh revenge, it is best served cold.

You know, I recall that when Ricky Perry was trying to convince the country that he wasn’t quite the idiot people thought he was, he said I believe very directly that after all the folks he had signed off of and allowed to be snuffed out by a “legal” execution by the state and citizenry of Texas, he never suffered from an inability to sleep.

Such a remark of course is only said by a complete dolt.

It turns out that states are starting to move away from this hideous and barbaric crime against humanity. Maryland seems poised to repeal its death penalty law and return to being a civilized group of folks.

I’ve lived in four states in my life time, Michigan, Connecticut, Iowa and now New Mexico. Only one, Connecticut had the death penalty and they have not used it in decades I don’t believe.

Texas leads the nation with executing better than 450 since 1976, four times more than the next in line, Virginia. After that, it falls off hugely. Mostly the South is still kill happy. The link has a state-by-state rundown. See how your state fares.

Well, it’s Friday. I wish you all a great weekend, though I shall be posting tomorrow, but seriously, you need to stop reading all this gloom and doom and have some fun. Or get inspired. Or get stinky high on whatever floats your boat. Here’s some pretty for you to begin with.

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10 thoughts on “Let’s Hear It for Louis the Lunatic!

  1. “Louis says we need those big clips for ammo precisely because as you no doubt already know–you can’t take down a government drone with only a few bullets.”

    Oh shit. Well now we’ll never be able to strike at a terrorist base again because they now know how to take out drones. Damn you Gohmert!

  2. Our governor, bless his heart, kicked up a stir when he refused to execute a death penalty prisoner who didn’t want the reprieve. He also said he wouldn’t be killing anyone while he was in office. http://tinyurl.com/ac84yz6 Plenty of folks apparently a bit pissed off over that.

    But now I think I’ll go hunt me up a rocket launcher to ward off all them crazies with them big clips…

  3. Gohmert is a real F-ing idiot. You really think the Government would waste over a million dollars just to take him out? Those drones are expensive, and now with “Sequestration” looming, The Government might just find it a lot less expensive and pay $100 to have a bunch of homeboys beat the shit outta him.

    • lol…You remind me of my husband and his latest claim: I’m all for the Violence against women act, but for one thing. Ann Coulter needs some violence done to her! He meant that in the nicest way of course. No actual hitting allowed! !END

  4. Funny you should bring up your first topic in this blog…I was just preparing to actually read up on this large conspracy theory that is taking shape and gaining traction. I see bits and pieces of it on Facebook from people who I had always considered to be quite reasonable. If I understand it correctly, the conspiracy involves a staged mass shooting of children in Connecticut just prior to the President’s new term, gun control in light of the saged shooting, FEMA concentration camps, enough government-purchased ammo to shoot every American five times, and FEMA-issued coffins built large enough five bodies. I don’t know if you realize how very many people actually believe this.

    • The crazy right believes it, I know that. When you add up their numbers nationally, its not an inconsiderable figure. Hopefully they are spread out far enough that they can do little real harm, but that may be more hope that factual. lol !END

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