Rand Paul For President!

rand_paul_kingUh, NO!

Perhaps the most amusing moment during Hillary Clinton’s testimony before Congress yesterday, was her encounter with the weird Randal. Son of the famous Ron Paul, the Libertarian who whines that nobody gives him his props as a serious candidate, Randal represents the fair state of Kentucky, where of course, his stable mate is Mitch “the Turtle” McConnell.

Now Randal has delusions of being president. He plans to carry the GOP banner in 2016, after fending off the likes of Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio, two who can at least claim foreign-ness as a bonus point. Randal can only claim stupid (his under understanding of the Constitution is rather stellar), with a strong dose of crazy mixed in.

Yesterday, Randal tried to go toe to toe with Hillary. And he hitched up his jammies and told Hillary that well you can read it for yourself:

I think that ultimately with your leaving you accept responsibility for the worst culpability for the worst tragedy since 9/11. And I really mean that. Had I been president at the time and I found that you did not read the cables from Benghazi, you did read the cables from Ambassador Stevens, I would have relieved you of your post. I think it’s inexcusable.

Of course, I was hoping for something utterly dry like, “Well, on so many levels, Senator, we are assured that THAT won’t be happening!” But she is a diplomat after all.

Worst tragedy since 9/11? Wow, that leaves out Katrina, Hurricane Sandy, Aurora, Sandy Hook, and a half-dozen tornadoes I can think of. It leaves out the fairly senseless deaths of all those killed in Iraq and probably a goodly number of those killed in Afghanistan.

When you go for the killer punch Senator, it’s so tempting to make something so much bigger than it really is. When you are on national TV and all, and have an ego as big as Texas and have delusions of being POTUS, yourself.

You’re an idiot. Go sit in the corner and suck your thumb Randal.

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Johnny S. McCain promised us that he had a lot of questions he wanted answers to. He didn’t ask any. He just pontificated. The old war-horse who never met a war he didn’t want to send somebody’s kids to fight (so they could enjoy all the fun he had), claims that Ambassador Stevens told him personally that security was not up to snuff in Benghazi. Whom did he tell?

No one as far as anyone can ascertain. And how about those Republican holds on funds for security in Libya and other places? John had nothing to say about that either.

Same old Johnny. Just a lot of angry old complaints that amount to “I woulda been a better President than him, I would have!”

Old record, John, and it’s beginning to skip. I think the record is scratched.

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I loves me some conspiracies.

So good with a nice cup of hot chocolate.

Nobody is better at the game of conspiracy hunting that that dear boy Glenn (where went my fame?) Beck.

Beck, if you didn’t know, runs that rag The Blaze, which is on the sleaze factor one point up and over from WorldNetDaily, and one point down and over from the other twin  bunker Breitbart, home of the Breitbots, which is an oxymoron, cuz nobody there is in any way deserving of the adjective “bright”.

Beck having found no fun in Texas, is back in the Big Apple trying to re-invent himself. And since Glenn is all about conspiracies, his latest is something of a tongue-twister. So hold on to your hats, private parts, or the porcelain throne as it fits your predilections.

Beck suggests that we must rid ourselves of all those OLD Conspiracies, they being the birther issues, and the Sandy Hook conspiracy. Sandy Hook conspiracy your gasp? What is that about? Oh, didn’t you hear? The Obama administration did Sandy Hook. Killed those little kids just to use it as a focus for taking away your guns! Boy, now it makes sense right?

Oh.

Well, Beck, says, whoa, you know, how many people would have to be involved in such a plan–to shoot up a school, and all that? No, that’s CRAZY!

Beck says, that all these conspiracy theories are just things that Obama USES to deflect your attention so that you don’t see the REAL conspiracies. I know, I know. Let me start that again. Slowly.

The crazy theories exist out there in the ether. And Obama grabs onto them, and feeds them surreptitiously to keep your conspiracy-lovin’ noggin occupied. All the while, the REAL conspiracy is going on behind your back. You know the one I mean–all the NEW WORLD ORDER ILLUMINATI DRACONIAN PLANS BY THE CAPITALIST-HATING, FASCIST/SOCIALIST/COMMUNIST/ LOVIN’ O-B-A-M-A.

Glad you know the truth? I bet you are. Shine up that AK-15, cuz baby you are gonna be using it soon against those black helicopters headin’ your way.

Don’t believe me? Think I made it up? Ha!

So, now that your mind is functionally unable to do anything else but count dust bunnies under the bed, I’ll leave you dear reader until tomorrow.

Or, leave an incoherent, but pithy, and funny, if at all possible, comment.

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15 comments on “Rand Paul For President!

  1. Hansi says:

    Rand Paul is a total idiot. His dad is…okay in some ways, but young Randal???
    I Glenn Beck even being followed these days?

    • Sherry says:

      I’m not crazy! You agree with me! lol…I don’t know if anyone listens to beck any more. I read these things through things like Right Wing Watch. He’s a hoot. And Yes, Randal is stupid and nutz. His dads ideas on somethings are okay, I do agree. !END

  2. Rand Paul in 2016 would guarantee another Democratic victory. Maybe that is what the republicans want. They take in lots of money as the opposition party. They are much better at complaining than proposing policies, and recent history tells us they are inept at governing.

    Republicans — the perpetual opposition party. In other words, the party of losers!

  3. Joyce says:

    Hi…new here..hope you don’t mind my stopping in.

    I find Congressional hearings to be a farce. Under the guise of fact-finding, they seem to be a forum for senators to get in some camera time by beating up on their bad guy of the day. They are not searching for answers but getting in shots and grandstanding for their parties. I wonder how they would go if the cameras were not rolling.

    • Sherry says:

      I wholeheartedly agree. They are not interested in learning anything. Those who fawned over Hillary were no better than those who used the forum to score points for their base.

  4. In light of all the recent talk about beefing up mental health services in our country, perhaps we can find a way to get Beck on some serious medication and into counseling.

    I heard the snippet of exchange between Secretary of State Clinton and McCain and stood to applaud her. This mountain out of a molehill is getting tiresome to hear about. McCain is far past tiresome to listen to. It seems that the inevitable outcome of long-term Republicans is that they begin to act like senile old fools.

  5. Someone who lives in Kentucky says:

    All you fine people that are talking trash about the republicans or anyone else who happens to like Rand Paul. I have 2 questions for you……….Do you live in Kentucky and do you have a job, or am I taking care of your lazy butt.

    • Sherry says:

      Sir, I would not live in the state of Kentucky. I hear you folks interbreed too much for my taste. And I suspect I am probably funding your mental health care bud. Kisses and much love from sane America. !END

  6. Someone who lives in Kentucky says:

    well, it is very apparent that most of the comments posted here are done by someone who has not completed the 6th.grade that or they have brain cells that can be totaled on one hand,does anyone know what a commie is? well most of you are!!!!!! you bunch make me sick!!!! freedom you don`t deserve it!!!!!!! that POS that is in the whitehouse needs to be inpeached. i`m a vet i have 50,000 brothers who gave all, their names are carved in stone at the wall,why don`t you take a bath cut your hair an move out of your mom`s house an get a job an stop bumbing an begging from us who has been moral ethicial responsible an successful. i don`t have a bunch of halfbreed bastards an i shoundn`t have to pay for your worthless POS`s you want to screw an have the little bastards put your ass on the street an screw an take care them i`m sick of rewarding bad behavior. to the lib`s eat shit i hope you get what you want because have no clue what your are asking for. long live dixie.

  7. Someone who lives in Kentucky says:

    First of all, lets get your facts straight…..I am not a SIR…..and you are mistaking kentucky for West Virginia. We have the most beautiful land in this world…..even the queen of England comes to Kentucky. What do you have in your state. Kentucky is known for beautilful women and fast horses. The Kentucky Derby is well known thoughout the world. We love our God and our guns. And unlike all the pieces of crap that voted for the POS in the white house, we think you need the mental health help.

  8. Someone who lives in Kentucky says:

    And oh yeah Sherry, what have you got against Kentucky. Are you mad because Kentucky doesn’t recognize your gay marriage.

  9. Someone who lives in Kentucky says:

    What you bleeding heart liberals don’t like the truth. And with your comment you only prove that you never completed the 6th grade. It should be you are being silly, not you will be silly. But I guess that’s what you get with a koolaid drinker.

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