What’s Up? 06/16/10

Ahh, I feel fairly refreshed from getting that rant out of me. All back to my sweet self.

The garden is getting water logged and this is not a good thing. When the plants get too stressed from too much water, they survive, but end up producing a half dozen seeds. They are too pooped to participate in the ritual of procreation. Sad, but true. Climate change. Sad but true. No matter what the wingnuttery right tells ya.

Oh don’t forget that Chris Matthews has a special on tonight 7 ET on the rise of the Tea Party movement. He says it’s done with little commentary, mostly out of their own mouths. This hopefully will motivate everyone to vote, because some of these folks are dangerous, the rest mostly deluded.

One of Lewis Black’s best lines:

I never understand people who come up to me and tell me that George Bush was a great leader. I wonder, what drug do I need to take to get that deluded?”

Deluded will be the word of the day, and I’ll use it regularly. I read yesterday that the dictionary people who worry about these things, say that some words are falling into disuse and will become extinct. So, I’m going to make sure deluded is not one of them. Choose your words wisely, tomorrow they may be as rare as flat earthers at a Star Trek convention.

One of the things that bugs me is that important stuff falls off the radar too quickly because news comes so fast. New crisis, new tragedy. You know the drill. Toyota? Who worries about their Toyota any more? Same thing with the “revolution in Iran.” Who remembers when we saw the glimmer of freedom shine forth? If you are interested in what life is like these days in Tehran, then visit here, thanks to Arts & Letters.

I know we all get Sarah (that woman is an idiot) weary, but Susan Posner is an excellent writer and journalist and she asks the question: Is Sarah Palin the New Leader of the Christian Right? Worth your while. So you won’t get deluded ya know.

Most of us are addicted to reforming some aspect of our lives several times a year, most notably known as New Year’s resolutions. But in any case, we recommit ourselves regularly to fixing us. Atticus has some ideas about taking that leap into the unknown. Take a moment and look.

Have to take a break and do some cooking. I’m making chicken with olives. Oddly, Pioneer Woman had a recipe which I didn’t select, and Rachel Ray had one that I didn’t write down. But I kinda liked the idea and blended some of theirs with my own, and got this:

chicken pieces (as many as ya want) salt, pepper and brown em.
Remove chicken and add onions, green or yellow pepper and chopped tomatoes.
Saute until mostly tender. Add the chicken back and cover tightly and simmer.
45 min. or so.
remove chicken, add fresh herbs (oregano, rosemary and chopped good olives)
simmer hard with lid off until reduced. (add tomato sauce if ya wanna to thicken more) oh idea! When I check mine, it was already pretty thick, so I think I’ll not reduce much but add a touch of cream at the end.
Return chicken, and add fresh chopped parsley.
Ladle over noodles or rice.
Serve with nice rolls and a salad.

Since Beck and company say its positively un American to like soccer, I’ve decided to love the hell out of it. I’ve informed the Contrarian to start looking for the games so I can stand for Socialism. What can I say, I’m deluded.

If ya wanna know why we are where we are, then Propagandee at Urantia Sojourn has the answer, replete with the wisdom of George Castanza, the neuro-cognitive kind I mean. The more I think, the more this makes perfect sense.

 I had a good rant, but Dave Hackel at Huff Po, really does it well with a long laundry list. All the usual suspects are put in their place. Enjoy.

Walid Zafar does a scathing expose` of Steven King (R-IA). His blatant racist rhetoric is shown for what it is, the rantings of a fairly stupid and utterly bigoted piece of flotsam. It is a sad burden that Iowans bear having this man living in our state. His latest is to charge Obama with “naturally” favoring blacks. It’s an old stereotypical statement and a old racist response. No doubt King would have been right at home in the  antebellum South.

There are more things wrong with politics these days than right. One that is so wrong is that someone can invest 91 MILLION dollars of their own to win an election. This is and has been a rich game, and it’s one of the reasons that we have the mess we have. This is simply immoral. And it ain’t democracy.

And that’s a wrap. Don’t be deluded, come back tomorrow for more of something or other. It’s a mystery even to me.

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Get Ready to Duck!

Okay, we are not having any rain! Good right? Uhuh, until tomorrow when it returns for another seven days. It could be longer, they don’t project any further than seven days. And they shouldn’t project any further than the next ten minutes. Rant one completed.

That wasn’t so bad was it? Remember, think Lewis Black. My finger is twirling and I’m shouting on some words. In the  above, insert screaming after every fifth word.

Nebraska is entering the Big Ten. Course it hasn’t been the Big Ten for years now, ever since it let Penn State into it. It became something else, but not the Big Ten. Texas, thank God, is not joining the Big Ten, which would enlarge it to the Big Eighteen or something and shrink the Big Twelve to the Measly Four. I mean, are not some things sacrosanct? Scream every fourth word here. The Big Eight is now the Sad Seven without Nebraska. I don’t know the numericals of the Pacific and the Eastern Swing Teams or the Southern Alliance. That’s your problem should you live amongst them.

Speaking of leaving things well enough alone. The Contrarian is still trying to accustom his fingers to the new remote that came with the new Digital recorder. He had them well trained on the other one, and punches all sorts of nonsense up nowadays, since “nothing is where it’s supposed to be.” Would it take a genius to put the keys in the same place on all remotes? God created the word UNIVERSAL for a reason you idiots.

And why did telephone companies and adding machine makers not agree on the grid? That’s a corker that will make your head spin if you think about it. They both use the same 3 x 3 grid, and yet manage to do it entirely differently. How’s a blind person supposed to function? Or a drunk? I ask ya?

Speaking of leaving chit alone! I gotta tell ya, if I could find a human being who would admit to be employed by either ATT or Yahoo, I’d strangle them on the spot and turn myself in. ATT decided, without my advice or consent (government doesn’t ask me either, so I guess they figured why bother) to sell their mail system to Yahoo. It ain’t called a hillbilly name like Yahoo for nothing.

Nothing works right. I can barely get up my e-mail. It has all sorts of tabs to “add content” “change appearance” “new tab.” NONE OF THEM WORK. The calendar opens but only three weeks, and damned if I can get up the 4th week. I can’t add anything any more. It has a to-do list, but the “completed” x-out doesn’t work. I’m frustrated, all right.

I saw a blog name on the opening page of WordPress this morning. Oh, that’s another beef. I used to open to “my blogs,” which meant I only had to hit one link to open my web page, should I want to do that. Now I gotta open two links to get there. For a person on dial-up, that is just plain tortuous. I can’t seem to reset it. They want me to open there first I guess. No advice or consent offered here either.

So, to the blog name. It said something to the effect of “11 things that still manage to exist” or words to that effect. I didn’t open it. Didn’t want to spoil it. What first came to mind was fruitcake and those squishy sugar things from Easter called “peeps.” How do such worthless things continue to exist? I’d add Cheetos to the mix too, but I eat ‘em on occasion (don’t tell a soul, it’s so embarrassing). But if ever a “food” looked like not a food it would be Cheetos.

I wonder how long paper clips will continue to exist? or white-out? or staples? or staple removers? Think about it. But then, Bachelor continues and so does so many shows that I can’t fathom have an audience that, well, I must be out of step with the troglodytes that now compose more than 1/2 of the American population.

No kidding. and hey. Speaking of weather. I was, so keep up. We had a flash flood warning for the lowest portion of the state. It was freakin’ raining bathtubs full of water, so I can understand. I really wonder about the brains of meteorologists (fancy word for I go out and look!) who tell me to “get to higher ground.” Dude, if a human being isn’t smart enough to do that without being told, it’s called “natural selection” and stop screwing with evolution. We got enough dummies on the planet as it is.

You can may a citizens arrest I think everywhere in the country. Well and good, though most smart people would call a person with a gun rather than “take the law into one’s own hands” literally speaking. But if you can arrest someone you suspect is committing a crime, why can’t you take someone who is suspected of being batchitcrazy to a hospital? I know crazy. Glenn Beck is crazy. An IQ of 14 would recognize it’s own in Beck. I want that loonie locked up–if the shrinks after “analyzing” him for 30 days don’t think so, well lock them up too and evaluate them. We’ll get to the bottom of it.

I’m just sayin’. The rest of us are tired. We’re strapped for cash and sanity on any given day. No reason we should have to be assaulted with all manner of bull crap in the form of insane politicians and worthless food, accoutrements and so forth. We need a clean, sane environment to work on retaining what little sanity is reserved for the rest of us well-meaning, thinking individuals. Surely someone can understand that?

Someone? Are you listening? Mighty One? Big Kahuna? If you don’t straighten up this mess, well, I’m going back to watching All My Children. Erika is in the woods with a mystery man, and it’s gettin’ good. Signing off. . . . . .

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